Dancer Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Any one going?We is.What should wifey wear? Don't say a hat, she hates them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly58 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 She could always go in her birthday suit but if she is like my good lady it would be a good idea to iron it first ."LOL" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Offer the wife no advice on her choice of outfit what so ever Frank. Just say thats nice dear and make sure you lie convincingly when the inevitable "do I look fat in this" is asked. Count yourself lucky Kelly. My usual greeting to the wife of "show us your t**s" now results in her raising her skirt and rattling her false teeth at me. :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancer Posted June 22, 2007 Author Share Posted June 22, 2007 Thanks guys, great help. Not.Thought of just grabbing a handful at the back and twisting, stick a bulldog clip on to hold it tight, won't need ironing then.Howie. As regards the burning question you posed. I always blame the shop. Saying "if you will go to the small shops with tiny fitting rooms, what do you expect'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Usinmyknaus Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 Sorry to go "off thread" but I've just noticed Dancer's location. Jam butty mines in Chorley? What's goin' on 'ere then? I know I'm retired and going ga ga but I recall the jam butty mines were (are?) in Knotty Ash, Liverpool just round the corner from the snuff quarries, the moggie ranch for breeding police cats, the broken biscuit works and the world famous Knotty Ash Gravy Wells (which if still going surely deserve a domination d'origine/appellation or whatever it is from those EU types.) So what's the story please Dancer? Did Chorley aquire a franchise for it's own jam butty mine and did Dicky-Mint (head DiddyMan and renowned jam-butty mine worker) act as Consultant when they were sinking the first shafts, seeking a rich seam of jam butties? Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancer Posted June 25, 2007 Author Share Posted June 25, 2007 Well done Robert, you are 'usinyourloaf'.The Liverpool jam butty mines had to come up for air in Chorley. So we formed our own slice of the action. Unfortunately we are not linked to the treacle mines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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