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Thanks for the reminder Wayne. At the last count there were 11 clocks/timers to be reset in the house and two in the van. I,ll have to dig out the manuals for the cooker, microwave and central heating, so by the time i,ve finished i,ll be gratefull for that extra hour in bed tomorrow morning. Howard.
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Laugh if you must Mandy, but I don,t think you realise how much work we men put in around the house. Do we ask for praise. Of course not, because like every other job we get on with it quietly and with a minimum of fuss. I forgot to mention the two mobile phones that will need setting as well, so if you don,t mind it,s back to the settee for a hour or two and gather my strength for the tasks that lay ahead. Howard.
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Howard - are you a 'girl' then?????? Don't strain yourself with all that work, it could prove very taxing at your age. :-S Many years ago were were due to have a committee meeting on the Sunday after the autumn hour change. We duly arrived at 11.00 am at the pub and found one of our members in the car park fast asleep in the car, upon waking up we found the committee member had gone the wrong way and put the clock forward!!!! Yes, he was male!!!!!! (lol)
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Sorry Mel, but you are talking to a reformed character dedicated only with helping others with their problems, talking of which, and I hope you don,t mind me saying this, but I have this feeling that you are going through what is known as a "mid life crisis". You could try a patch of H.R.T. stuck on your bum, or failing this remember that both myself and Wayne are always here with words of comfort and moral support. With my St John training and Waynes extensive knowledge of pipes and plumbing from his years in the trade rest assured that there is nothing we cannot overcome together. Take care. Howard
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Howard, if you knew so much about women the one thing you wouldn't do is to try to upset one that possibly needs HRT ... do you have a deathwish? Fortunately, you're safe though, the only 'drug' I need is a cup of tea occasionally. I am impressed that you two boys are getting on so well together. Perhaps we should find a nick-name for the two of you ... "Super Plumb and Bob", "Flash and Flush", or my personal favourite "Lick-it and Fix-it" :->
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Typical woman. Just as i,m coming to terms with the label "plonker" you decide that something else is called for. If you must refer to Wayne and myself as a pair then I think "Brains Trust" would be far more appropriate. I,m no expert on women or their problems but I do know that after the wife had her gearbox removed there followed a long period of depression and moods which was only resolved when our Doctor prescribed H.R.T. and overnight this cured the problem. .............. Mike. I,m not asking you to take sides, but please try not to encourage them as things are bad enough already. Howard.
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Very good question Wayne. It goes without saying of course that I know the answer, but as pipes and plumbing are your specialist subject it would be unethical and a serious breach of protocol for me to offer a opinion before you have the chance to give a full and detailed report. If this can be done without us both being banned then you have my full support. If not, you,re on you,re own pal. Howard.
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Howard I'm thinking of a phrase that involves men and the word 'Brains' and all I can come up with is .... bird!?!?!? ;-) I'll let you decide in what context! (lol) Maggyd - you've lost me with the mobile phones, what am I missing??? :-S
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