J9withdogs Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 I just came across this one - 'The bad news is time flies - the good news is YOU ARE THE PILOT' from Tim Smit, the guy that invented the Eden Project. Any more out there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 If it looks too good to be true, it usually is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick H. Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-08-14 4:40 PM I just came across this one - 'The bad news is time flies - the good news is YOU ARE THE PILOT' from Tim Smit, the guy that invented the Eden Project. Any more out there? TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN,BUT IT'S NOT SURE ABOUT WOMEN. Mick H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 What the hell was that. Lord Mayor of Hiroshima 1946. No recriminations please. When looking back at so called humanity its a case of either gallows humour or throwing yourself off the nearest cliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN, NOR DOES CASCARA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davenewellhome Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 RTFI Read The F*&^!£$ Instructions! D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted August 14, 2007 Author Share Posted August 14, 2007 With apologies to Thai Bri: Confucius he say: 'Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day' 'Woman is like a spider's web - both lead to the undoing of flies' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Man who walks sideways through airport doors going to Bangkok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robin Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 'change is inevitable, progress is optional' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick H. Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 If at first you dont succeed,Quit. Mick H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Confucius he say:- Man who take woman up mountain, is not on the level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Nothing ventured, nothing lost. &&& 'He who laughs last' is too thick to see the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Confucius he say:- Man who takes woman into ploughed field, has 'piece on earth' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Syd Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 There is no fool like an old fool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Syd Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 or A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 If at first you don't succeed...........give up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 "If you break your leg doing that, don't come running to me" 8-) "If the wind changes, you'll stay like that" :-S "... and of course it was in the last place I thought to look ..." :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 A man is as old as the woman he feels..............Very true. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Syd Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Pull yourself together your like a pair of curtains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Bry Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-08-14 7:03 PM With apologies to Thai Bri: Confucius he say: 'Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day' 'Woman is like a spider's web - both lead to the undoing of flies' Why apologise for a non offence.!! Confucius was Chinese, I'm THAI!!!" Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the nearer to the end, the faster it seems to go"!!!!Thai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted August 15, 2007 Author Share Posted August 15, 2007 Sorry, Thai, geography/history/religion were my three worst subjects at school! 'Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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