Victor Meldrew Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 The other night I had a dream, in this dream I was a lot younger than I am now, as was my mother, although I was living in the house that I now live in. Anyway, in this dream my mum informed me that my late father was not in fact my dad but she wouldn’t tell me who my real father was, I left the room and entered another, whereupon I saw Pat Butcher, arms folded and a fag hanging out of her mouth. She exclaimed, ‘your real father is Ken Dodd’, what I replied? ‘Yes, Ken Dodd the millionaire’ she exclaimed again, as if to say I had missed out on his fortunes. Armed with this information I set off to confront my mother, unfortunately I woke up at this point so never got to the truth of the matter. Do you think it's possible that I could really be the illegitimate love child of Ken Dodd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Knowing Ken Dodd as well as I do, I would say THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crinklystarfish Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Victor Meldrew - 2007-07-30 9:32 AM ... Do you think it's possible that I could really be the illegitimate love child of Ken Dodd? Yes, but it’s more likely that you have Attention Deficit Disorder, or one of its closely allied mental aberrations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tc102 Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 It's OK for you clever clogs, talking about 'Attention Deficit Disorder'. Try keeping attention when you've as many personalities as I have! The meds help but occasionally my nurse doesn't get to my room bang on time and this happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Meldrew Posted July 30, 2007 Author Share Posted July 30, 2007 crinklystarfish - 2007-07-30 9:50 AMVictor Meldrew - 2007-07-30 9:32 AM ... Do you think it's possible that I could really be the illegitimate love child of Ken Dodd? Yes, but it’s more likely that you have Attention Deficit Disorder, or one of its closely allied mental aberrations.If by that you mean, I become bored and rarely read all the way through any of your posts, then you are correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Meldrew Posted July 30, 2007 Author Share Posted July 30, 2007 tc102 - 2007-07-30 10:09 AM It's OK for you clever clogs, talking about 'Attention Deficit Disorder'. Try keeping attention when you've as many personalities as I have! The meds help but occasionally my nurse doesn't get to my room bang on time and this happens. Morning Franes. Franes = Frances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crinklystarfish Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Victor Meldrew - 2007-07-30 10:09 AM If by that you mean, I become bored and rarely read all the way through any of your posts, then you are correct Now come, Mr. Meldrew, you are better than being disingenuous; in every one of your personae. We both know that you are a fan of the language and you very probably read all of my posts very closely. I do yours, even the ones of your persona non grata.What's that? You surely can't be claiming that that's the real you? Oh dear! For what it’s worth though, I am developing more sympathy with him. He is sometimes unduly and inexpertly attacked, and does indeed make some useful contributions. I suspect he is probably a very benevolent man, simply in need of catharsis.Apropos of my first, I trust that you enjoyed the multi-layering of aberration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Meldrew Posted July 30, 2007 Author Share Posted July 30, 2007 crinklystarfish - 2007-07-30 3:38 PMVictor Meldrew - 2007-07-30 10:09 AM If by that you mean, I become bored and rarely read all the way through any of your posts, then you are correct Now come, Mr. Meldrew, you are better than being disingenuous; in every one of your personae. We both know that you are a fan of the language and you very probably read all of my posts very closely. I do yours, even the ones of your persona non grata.What's that? You surely can't be claiming that that's the real you? Oh dear! For what it’s worth though, I am developing more sympathy with him. He is sometimes unduly and inexpertly attacked, and does indeed make some useful contributions. I suspect he is probably a very benevolent man, simply in need of catharsis.Apropos of my first, I trust that you enjoyed the multi-layering of aberration.(Rests chin in hands, purses lips, slowly shakes head and wonders, wtf you’re talking about). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crinklystarfish Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 You are indeed then, much partitioned. As you seem much closer to TC102, perhaps you could ask him how my brother might remove one small piece of detritus from his CCD? He is reluctant to do a full alcohol swabbing as he doesn’t wish to introduce further matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Meldrew Posted July 30, 2007 Author Share Posted July 30, 2007 crinklystarfish - 2007-07-30 3:55 PM You are indeed then, much partitioned. As you seem much closer to TC102, perhaps you could ask him how my brother might remove one small piece of detritus from his CCD? He is reluctant to do a full alcohol swabbing as he doesn’t wish to introduce further matter. What point are you trying to make? Oh I get it; you’re trying to appear superior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crinklystarfish Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Not at all, that was a genuine question and I'm sorry that you all took it the wrong way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Meldrew Posted July 30, 2007 Author Share Posted July 30, 2007 crinklystarfish - 2007-07-30 4:06 PM Not at all, that was a genuine question and I'm sorry that you all took it the wrong way. How tickled I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crinklystarfish Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 And the other fellows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Meldrew Posted July 30, 2007 Author Share Posted July 30, 2007 crinklystarfish - 2007-07-30 4:14 PM And the other fellows? You’ll have to ask them yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crinklystarfish Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 I did, at 4:14pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Meldrew Posted July 30, 2007 Author Share Posted July 30, 2007 crinklystarfish - 2007-07-30 4:25 PM I did, at 4:14pm. Oh sorry, I thought you were talking to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest caraprof Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 This is fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 caraprof - 2007-07-30 4:30 PM This is fun! Just how far into your cheek is your tongue, Caraprof? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crinklystarfish Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 caraprof - 2007-07-30 4:30 PM This is fun! Wasn't it Frank? And it does indeed show that one can indeed have a bit of a laugh without raking up the past and getting all affronted and personal. I think I like you, but don't tell anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crinklystarfish Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-07-30 4:34 PM caraprof - 2007-07-30 4:30 PM This is fun! Just how far into your cheek is your tongue, Caraprof?J9,Remember that 'gullable' thing?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 crinklystarfish - 2007-07-30 7:48 PMJ9withdogs - 2007-07-30 4:34 PM caraprof - 2007-07-30 4:30 PM This is fun! Just how far into your cheek is your tongue, Caraprof?J9,Remember that 'gullable' thing?...Yeah, just cus yo cor spel do mean rest of us cor spel eever (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-07-30 9:46 AM Knowing Ken Dodd as well as I do, I would say THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE! :D So come on J9 ... just how well DO you know him then?!!! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Well enough - we have a mutual friend. He is the nicest bloke you could ever wish to meet :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 J9 ... you're not talking about being friends with ... one of the Diddy Men are you!!!!!! (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Mel B - 2007-07-30 10:13 PM J9 ... you're not talking about being friends with ... one of the Diddy Men are you!!!!!! (lol) Funny you should say that, Mel - I'm only 5ft tall (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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