Bazza454 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "Darling, I must confess, I was a Hooker".He says, "that's alright dear, your past is your past, but I must admit I find it very erotic, tell me about it."The wife replied, "my name was Nigel and I played for Cardiff." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted October 26, 2007 Author Share Posted October 26, 2007 IN THE EVENT OF FIRE READ BELOW -*******Not now you p*llock - only in the event of a fire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancer Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Best to be prepared Bazza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted October 26, 2007 Author Share Posted October 26, 2007 Three mice in a pub having a drink and discussing who's the hardest.First mouse says "I'm the hardest, I go up to mousetraps, rip out the cheese and as the bar comes down I benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the room."Second mouse says "That's easy, I get rat poison, crush it into powder and snort it."Third mouse finishes his drink, gets up and walks to the door. "Where are you going?" asks the other two mice.He replies "Home to sh*g the cat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancer Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 If thats poetry bazza then here's my contribution.Why did the rabbit stop in the middle of the road?****He was visiting his flatmate.Boom Boom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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