Guest peter Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Bottled out..........too many prudes on here Put up this instead As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 That just about sums up a man ... wouldn't know what to do with a women if one jumped up naked in front of him! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starspirit Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Oh I think I can vaguely remember Mel - it's just that the opportunities are less frequent these days and I am less agile to be able to be first in the queue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Mel B - 2007-09-28 5:53 PM That just about sums up a man ... wouldn't know what to do with a women if one jumped up naked in front of him! :DYou must be associating with the wrong men then Mel. If it was in Tesco's then I suppose you would be right. (lol) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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