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At Vixters Virtual Birthday Party we played a game called "Knights of the Round Table" It was a great laugh and for those of you who missed out on it, it goes like this.

 

Each person in turn has to name a knight as Sir ...... something, but each Knight's name describes himself and it does not have to be spelt Sir but sound like it when you say it. So fr'instance

 

The Unwanted Knight - sur plus to requirements

The Electrical Knight - Cir cuit breaker

and his son - short Cir cuit

 

and of course the Miserable knight- Sur ly B'stard

 

 

How many more Knights can you think of?

 

VoH

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Guest Frank Wilkinson

That will teach me to read the original post thoroughly. I see that Sir Plustorequirements has already been done!

Doh!

Oh well, great minds think alike!

Anyway, does it have to be just knights? As you are married to the lovely Vixter how about:

Count Yourselflucky!

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Guest starspirit

Cir Cumlocution - Long winded knight - one or two on here methinks?

 

Cir Cus - abusive knight

 

Cir Rhosis - alchoholic knight

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flicka - 2007-01-31 4:53 PM

 

Dave Newell - 2007-01-31 9:19 AM

 

The slightly less than whole night, Sir cumcised! :-(

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D.

 

I thought that was the Jewish Knight, Dave.

 

Flicka

 

Now here's a fact, all male Jews are circumcised but not all circumcised males are Jewish! ;-)

 

D.

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Serendipity - the unexpectedly happy Knight!

 

Certified - the Nutty Knight!

 

Serpentine - the Wriggly Knight

 

(it's not nice to insult people) - the Throwing Knight

 

Kisser - the Snogging Knight

 

P*sser - the weak bladdered Knight

 

Misser - the Lonely Knight

 

Miser - the Mean Knight

 

Cur-ser - the Flashing Knight (think computers!)

 

Asymmetric - the Perfectly Balanced Knight

 

Sirloin – the Beafy Knight

 

 

(lol)

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Riser – the Up and Coming Knight

 

Caesar – the Roman Knight

 

Dissertation – the well written knight

 

Circling – the Groping Knight

 

Circlip – the Hairdressing Knight

 

Serious – the Humourless Knight

 

Surgeon – the cutting Knight

 

 

My head hurts!!!!!

 

:->

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Dave Newell - 2007-01-31 5:49 PM

 

flicka - 2007-01-31 4:53 PM

 

Dave Newell - 2007-01-31 9:19 AM

 

The slightly less than whole night, Sir cumcised! :-(

.

D.

 

I thought that was the Jewish Knight, Dave.

 

Flicka

 

Now here's a fact, all male Jews are circumcised but not all circumcised males are Jewish! ;-)

 

D.

Too true Dave

Or just possible "the slightly less than whole night", is because he gets up very early when the cock crows.

 

Flicka

 

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