Picture This

[Guest Syd]

Picture this

 

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, were a

Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young

blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the

sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand

print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:

The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark,and she slapped his

cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks:

That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and

fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Kiwi thinks:

The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried

to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Australian thinks:

I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack that Kiwi again

:-D