Barbarian Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Once upon a time a bunny 'wabbit' was out in the early morning taking a stroll when he came upon a stranger wabbit, hello I've not seen you around here before my name is big ears, whats your name. the stranger replied "I'm number 74" Big ears said that's an unusual name, where are you from? Number 74 said " I've escaped from the laboratory at the other side of the fields" Big ears said "come with me and I wil show you around" So off they went, first to a Carrot patch, number 74 was well pleased with his breakfast having never tasted carrot before. Then they went off and had a little nap in the sun until lunchtime. Big Ears said " come with me for lunch" and he took number 74 to the turnip fields where they both had their fill. "Come on said Big ears I will take you to meet the family" and off they went to the burrow where number 74 was introduced to all Big Ears family and Friends, some of the female members were VERY friendly and number 74 had a very good but tiring afternoon. "Come on" said Big ears "lets go for tea" Number 74 said "I've had a really great day Big ears but I have to be getting back to the laboratory now" "WHAT" Said Big Ears " I don't believe you want to go back after the day you've had, why now, you have your freedom do you want to go back" ................................. "I understand" said Number 74 "But I have to go I'm gasping for a fag! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE JOKES SECTION, SORRY IF I GOT IT WRONG, I HAVE NOT BEEN WELL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Oh dear sorry you have not been well don't worry about it ..just get well ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancer Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Probably to do with being in 'East Yorkshire' NOT Humberside. Be happy. Make someone smile, and your day's a success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twooks Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Dancer - 2007-04-27 9:25 AM Probably to do with being in 'East Yorkshire' NOT Humberside. Be happy. Make someone smile, and your day's a success. sounds like fighting talk to me, bit like saying Salford's in Manchester :-> B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Jones Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Dancer - 2007-04-27 9:25 AM Probably to do with being in 'East Yorkshire' NOT Humberside. JUST DON'T LET MEL B SEE IT!!! Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancer Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I'm A Lancashire lad Twooks.Salford is most definately not in Manchester.But anywhere 'over't border to th'east is foreign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancer Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Tony. Look where my gun was pointing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twooks Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 but are you a Holland's man or an Ashworth's ???? >:-) Frank B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Tony Jones - 2007-04-27 10:55 AM Dancer - 2007-04-27 9:25 AM Probably to do with being in 'East Yorkshire' NOT Humberside. JUST DON'T LET MEL B SEE IT!!! Tony Too late ... I've seen it! Grrrrrrr >:-( Just wait till I catch you twinkle-toes I'll pull of all yer sequins! >:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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