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You can tell you're getting old...


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- You and your teeth don't sleep together.

- Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

- At the breakfast table you hear "snap, crackle, pop" and you're not eating cereal.

- Your back goes out but you stay home. 

- When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.

- It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

- When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

- When happy hour is a nap.

- When you're on holiday and your energy runs out before your money does..

- When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you and you always hated it.

- When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.

- When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.

- Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

- It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired

- Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.

- Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

- You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

- The pharmacist has become your new best friend.

- Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the car park.

- The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.

- It takes twice as long - to look half as good.

- Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.

- You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.

- You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.

- You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.

- You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.

- You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

- You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.

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michele - 2007-07-19 11:10 PM

 

Whwn you daughter say's MUM can I pull that grey hair out of your nose :D

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