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A Prayer for the Stressed


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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change

The courage to change the things I cannot accept

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill today because they p***ed me off!

 

Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the a** I may have to kiss tomorrow.

 

Help me to always give 100% at work ---

 

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

5% on Friday

 

And help me to remember.........

 

 

When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to p**s me off -

 

 

it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend the arm and smack the twit in the mouth!

 

 

 

 

have a nice day

 

 

>:-) >:-)

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