avongas Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned. Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect it back. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. There's no future in time travel. Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. Polynesia -- memory loss in parrots. A good pun is its own reword. Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor? Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! For sale: parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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