FunsterJohn Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 It's well known that the dim-witted Right Honourable Jezbollah Corbyn, 2 A Levels (Grade E) is just a puppet controlled by his chums in Momentum, who write his every word. However he's apparently had an original idea, which is presenting the party with a serious dilemma. He told his paymaster, Lenin McCluskey, that he's been troubled lately by a political conundrum. He can't decide which hand to wipe his arse with. He uses his right hand (he thinks) but his heart tells him that good socialists should really use their left. His Left-Hand man, Shameless Milne has decided that this is so important that it must go to Conference. He stressed that Muslims use their left hands anyway so that's one group that will be supportive. Sir Lord McCluskey asked about the Jewish vote but Shameless told him that they no longer have any Jewish voters, so who cares? He also pointed out that most Jews wipe their arses with twenty-pound notes anyway, in a deliberate snub to the hard-working families of Britain who are already suffering from rickets and malnutrition because of Tory austerity. In the meantime and before Conference can decide, Jezbollah has said that he will use alternate hands during every dump. Shameless has put a red ribbon on Jez's left hand, so he'll be able to remember which is which. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Pat Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Probably the most antisemitic post I've seen on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunsterJohn Posted September 17, 2019 Author Share Posted September 17, 2019 Fast Pat - 2019-09-17 11:19 AM Probably the most antisemitic post I've seen on here. So if someone reminds people, even satirically, about someone else's anti-Semitism, that's anti-Semitic? Don't mention, even jokingly folks, that Tommy Robinson is a Racist, that's very racist! Brilliant logic you employ. Or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Pat Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 FunsterJohn - 2019-09-17 10:57 AM Fast Pat - 2019-09-17 11:19 AM Probably the most antisemitic post I've seen on here. So if someone reminds people, even satirically, about someone else's anti-Semitism, that's anti-Semitic? Don't mention, even jokingly folks, that Tommy Robinson is a Racist, that's very racist! Brilliant logic you employ. Or not. Not my logic IHRA definition that folk were so keen for labour to sign up to https://www.holocaustremembrance.com/working-definition-antisemitism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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