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Credit Crunch has Reached Japan!


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The credit crisis has reached Japan...

 

In the last 7 days:

 

The Origami Bank has folded,

 

The Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

 

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today, shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

 

Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks,

 

Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black,

 

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal

 

 

 

 

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