Fast Pat Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Is this my real wife? Is this philandery? Ahead by a landslide No escape for society Open your eyes Look up all the lies and see: I'm just a rich boy, no need for democracy It’s an easy win, for old Bo Jo A little high, on a little blow Anyway the country goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me. Theresa, I just hatched a plan Got endorsed by Lizzy Truss For that lie upon the bus. Theresa, Brexit can be won! Just need to go and throw the Scots away! Theresa, oh oh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not PM this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters... MASTURBATE! My time has come! Sends shivers down my spine... BUGGER! Now I’ve gone and spilt my wine! Carrie! Get off my laptop please I’m duffing up my phallus, spaffing over Tory sleaze! Goodbye Nazanin, I've got to go Gotta leave you in Tehran, forget the truth! Nazanin, oh oh (anyway the country goes) I can’t help but lie You must wish I'd never been born at all! (Guitar solo) I see a little watermelon of a smile: Piccaninny! Piccaninny! Would you fetch an espresso? Tory voters whitening, very very frightening! Portillo! Bordello! Minstrel show! Albino! Eskimo! Magnifi-Go-o-o-o-ve! I'm just a rich boy and nobody loves me! “He's just a rich boy from a rich family Spare us from his Honey Monstrosity!” “Easy come, easy go, will you let me vote?” “G Miller, no! He will not let you vote!” “Let her vote!” “G Miller, he will not let you vote!” “Let her vote!” “G Miller, he will not let you vote!” “Let her vote!” (Will not let her vote) “Let her vote!” (never, never let her vote) “Let her vote!” (never let her vote) “Oh oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no!” “Oh Gina Miller, Gina Miller, Gina Miller let us vote!” Beelzebub has a medal put aside for me! For meee! For MEEEEEEEEEE! So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye? Though you loved me on #HIGNY? Oh baby can't do this to me baby Just gotta get out, just gotta get Hunt outta here! Oh oh oh yeah, oh oh yeah... Nothing really matters Anyone can see Nothing really matters Nothing really matters but ME!!! (Anyway the country goes...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdbrain Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 More hate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barryd999 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Oh that is golden! (lol) PMSL. I hope someone does a proper cover of that! If only we knew someone with a music studio and recording gear. Oh hang on.... B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet1956 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Go for it Barry. Let us know when you put it up on YT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barryd999 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Violet1956 - 2019-06-24 12:06 PM Go for it Barry. Let us know when you put it up on YT. I might have to disappear for six months for that one! You never know after a few vino's. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulletguy Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Absolutely brilliant and the very appropriate lyrics fit Queens masterpiece spot on! (lol) Here is an instrumental only version played on piano for all Chatterbox to sing along to. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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