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userJ9withdogs
Posted: 14 August 2007 4:40 PM
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I just came across this one -

'The bad news is time flies - the good news is YOU ARE THE PILOT'

from Tim Smit, the guy that invented the Eden Project.

Any more out there?
userpeter
Posted: 14 August 2007 5:27 PM
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If it looks too good to be true, it usually is.
userMick H.
Posted: 14 August 2007 6:19 PM
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J9withdogs - 2007-08-14 4:40 PM

I just came across this one -

'The bad news is time flies - the good news is YOU ARE THE PILOT'

from Tim Smit, the guy that invented the Eden Project.

Any more out there?


TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN,BUT IT'S NOT SURE ABOUT WOMEN.

Mick H.
userhowie
Posted: 14 August 2007 6:48 PM
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Posted: 14 August 2007 6:49 PM
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TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN, NOR DOES CASCARA.
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Posted: 14 August 2007 6:54 PM
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userJ9withdogs
Posted: 14 August 2007 7:03 PM
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With apologies to Thai Bri:

Confucius he say:

'Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day'

'Woman is like a spider's web - both lead to the undoing of flies'

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Posted: 14 August 2007 7:10 PM
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userrobin
Posted: 14 August 2007 7:32 PM
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Posted: 14 August 2007 7:54 PM
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Posted: 14 August 2007 8:03 PM
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Confucius he say:- Man who take woman up mountain, is not on the level.
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Posted: 14 August 2007 8:06 PM
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Posted: 14 August 2007 8:09 PM
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Confucius he say:- Man who takes woman into ploughed field, has 'piece on earth'
userSyd
Posted: 14 August 2007 9:06 PM
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There is no fool like an old fool
userSyd
Posted: 14 August 2007 9:07 PM
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or

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
userpeter
Posted: 14 August 2007 9:44 PM
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If at first you don't succeed...........give up!
userMel B
Posted: 14 August 2007 9:45 PM
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"If you break your leg doing that, don't come running to me"

"If the wind changes, you'll stay like that"

"... and of course it was in the last place I thought to look ..."

Edited by Mel B 2007-08-14 9:45 PM
userpeter
Posted: 14 August 2007 9:50 PM
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A man is as old as the woman he feels..............Very true.
userSyd
Posted: 15 August 2007 8:42 AM
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Pull yourself together your like a pair of curtains
userThai Bry
Posted: 15 August 2007 10:01 AM
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J9withdogs - 2007-08-14 7:03 PM With apologies to Thai Bri: Confucius he say: 'Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day' 'Woman is like a spider's web - both lead to the undoing of flies'

Why apologise for a non offence.!! Confucius was Chinese, I'm THAI!!!

" Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the nearer to the end, the faster it seems to go"!!!!

Thai

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Posted: 15 August 2007 10:22 AM
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Sorry, Thai, geography/history/religion were my three worst subjects at school!

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Posted: 15 August 2007 12:19 PM
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Posted: 15 August 2007 12:21 PM
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Posted: 15 August 2007 12:23 PM
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Posted: 15 August 2007 12:26 PM
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Posted: 15 August 2007 12:28 PM
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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Posted: 15 August 2007 12:29 PM
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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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Posted: 15 August 2007 12:30 PM
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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
userThai Bry
Posted: 15 August 2007 12:32 PM
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Bazza454 - 2007-08-15 12:28 PM We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

If i've told you once, i've told you a million times before,  stop exaggerating.

Thai



Edited by Thai Bry 2007-08-15 12:33 PM
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Posted: 15 August 2007 12:33 PM
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