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On Thursday it will be Vixters birthday, and I woud like to invite everyone to a virtual birthday party. Just compose a birthday verse and and post it along with your favourite birthday foods and we can all tuck in!

 

 

 

" over the years we've grown closer

there's no room in Big Brian for a four poster"

 

 

Cheers Vixter Happy Birthday

 

 

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Guest Frank Wilkinson

As soon as you asked for this, I knew that I needn't compose anything because a perfect piece has already been written.

It's called 'Silent Worship' and it's from Handel's 'Ptolemy' a little-known opera. The last line is what inspired my choice. If you can find a CD, buy it, it's a lovely piece of music.

Did you not hear my lady, go down the garden singing?

Blackbird and thrush were silent to hear the alleys ringing,

Oh saw you not my lady, out in the garden there?

Shaming the rose and lily, for she is twice as fair.

Though I am nothing to her, though she must rarely look at me,       And though I could never woo her, I’ll love her ‘til I die.                     Surely you heard my lady, go down the garden singing?            Silencing all the songbirds and setting the alleys ringing,

But surely you see my lady, out in the garden there?                 Rivalling the glittering sunshine, with a glory of golden hair.

 

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Happy Birthday Vikki,

Tomorrow we are told,

Another year gone by,

But still not looking old.

 

So sit back and enjoy yourself,

Have another drink,

Then another and another,

You're still in the pink.

 

OK, not exactly Shakespeare but it was all my own work.

 

And her's my contribution to food for the party. (Well he did say favourite and this is mine)

 

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Frontiers new go out and find

Make sure you have a darn good time

Life's too short don't let it pass

And don't just sit there - get off your ****.

 

Enjoy life to the full my friend

We just don't know what's round the bend

Make the most of every day

And enjoy each other while you may

 

Enjoy life to the full each day

Enjoy yourselves in every way

For all too soon the flame has gone

And just the memories linger on.

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To be read on Thursday by Vixter:

 

You birthday's here today with lots of joy to come

As pressies, love and hugs are sent to cheer you on

I'm sure your many pals on the forum will join in

As I send to you good wishes - let the revelling begin!!!!

 

(lol)

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There is a young lady called Vikki

Who'll do anything for a quickie,

She's off in her van

Whenever she can

But short breaks can often be tricky.

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There was a young man called Dick

Who wrote poems, incredibly slick,

He wrote one in his tub,

'Bout the Caravan Club,

And then posted ,

When the Mod was off sick.

 

Sorry about calling you Dick, Richard, but I stood no chance of getting a rhyme for Richard. Anyway perhaps the "young man" mitigates it.

 

 

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starspirit - 2007-01-25 11:17 AM

 

There is a young lady called Vikki

Who'll do anything for a quickie,

She's off in her van

Whenever she can

But short breaks can often be tricky.

 

I hearbye serve notice to Dicky

That copyright laws can be tricky

So pick your own verse

Or i,ll empty your purse

And go 50/50 with Vicky.

 

Happy Birthday Vicky. Enjoy the day. X

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There was an old geezer called Howard

Who sent so much crap that it showered

All over the forum

So much that it bored 'em

And he'll never stop

Till he loses the plot

If he hasn't already been soured

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starspirit - 2007-01-25 11:43 AM

 

There was an old geezer called Howard

Who sent so much crap that it showered

All over the forum

So much that it bored 'em

And he'll never stop

Till he loses the plot

If he hasn't already been soured

Try as I may

I really must say

The word soured apears not to fit in

So leave rhyming to me

And then you will see

How poems should be properly written ;-)

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I dunno what you fed Dex Dave but he don't look too happy - hope it wasn't Vikki's birthday cake.

 

And as for you Howie - I'm working on it!

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The words fit in fine

If you say them in rhyme

But Howie, if that is too hard

Write us some more

And perhaps you will score

Not likely with this 'ere old bard

 

So you see my old friend

I'm quite round the bend

And hoping you'll join me in time

To help stop me going sane

Which I won't be again

As long as I stay off my mind

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LOVE IS......................

 

love me when I'm old and shocking

and I'll peel off your elastic stocking

swinging from the chandeliers

let's be randy bad old dears

 

push around my best wheelchair

you can tease my white and thin old hair

scaring kids by switching dentures

we'll have some really wild adventures

 

take me to the Doc's and bingo

teach me how to speak the lingo

mash my food and make my tea

show me how it's meant to be

 

take me to your special places

watching all the puzzled faces

me in shorts no scks just sandals

you with wrinkles and nice love handles

 

as the depth of love enthralls

wrestle with our damp proof smalls

make me laugh without pretending

our love is firm and never ending

 

help me find my zimmer frames

and all those silly memory games

as we grow old disgracefully

in love with you is where I'll be

 

hold me safe throughout the night

for when our hair has turned to white

believe me when I say it's true

I've waited all my life for you

 

 

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I don't have Victoria Wood's beard - but I always did quite fancy the lovely Pam Ayres because she seems to be that unusual contradiction in terms - a logical female.
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starspirit - 2007-01-25 7:35 PM

 

The words fit in fine

If you say them in rhyme

But Howie, if that is too hard

Write us some more

And perhaps you will score

Not likely with this 'ere old bard

 

So you see my old friend

I'm quite round the bend

And hoping you'll join me in time

To help stop me going sane

Which I won't be again

As long as I stay off my mind

Go on then Richard, i,ll give you that one seeing as you didn,t give me too hard a time.

Only just over a hour to go and Vicki,s special day will be over for another year, so out with our little black books that we can use for future use against those wot never wished her a happy birthday. ;-)

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