How to get permission to play golf

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Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following conversation took place:

 

First Guy:

'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.'

 

Second Guy:

'That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool..'

 

Third Guy:

'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.'

 

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word.

 

So they ask him, 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?'

 

Fourth guy:

'I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it went off, I gave the wife a slap on the a**e and said: 'Golf course or intercourse?'

 

'She said: "Don’t forget to Wear sun-block."'

 

 

 

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