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I've won £1,000,000!
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userJ9withdogs
Posted: 21 August 2008 6:48 PM
Subject: I've won £1,000,000!
 


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now where's the catch........?

This is the email I've just received: (obviously I've substituted ***** for contact details - you don't think I'd give it away to you lot!!)

Dear Lucky Winner,
The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 21,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an
advanced automated random computer search from the nternet,You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of 1,000,000 (One million pounds sterling).

LUCKY No: ******************************

Contact Person: ******************************(email address supplied - not a premium rate phone number)


PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM

1.Full Name:
2.Full Address:
3.Status:
4.Occupation:
5.Age:
6.Sex:
7.Country:
8.Tel.Number:

Yours faithfully,
*********************
Online Co-ordinator.
userHymer C 9.
Posted: 21 August 2008 6:50 PM
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Right lets all start spending what's top of the list. Carol.
userJ9withdogs
Posted: 21 August 2008 6:52 PM
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A pink Cadillac
userHymer C 9.
Posted: 21 August 2008 6:58 PM
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Pink Champagne
userJ9withdogs
Posted: 21 August 2008 7:02 PM
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A pink Winnebago - with a chauffeur, of course!
userdavenewell@home
Posted: 21 August 2008 7:02 PM
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An AC Cobra, brmmm BRRRMMMM

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userohgrandma
Posted: 21 August 2008 7:03 PM
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Carol, Shall we start a begging list. Is that ok Janine,? Seriouly hope
it's true, Ria.
userhowie
Posted: 21 August 2008 7:05 PM
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A face lift.
userHymer C 9.
Posted: 21 August 2008 7:06 PM
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Ria, if we ask nicely do you think we could have a big party, all picked up in Long Pink Cadillacs drinking Pink Champagne, and party for a week, I am sure we could manage that. Carol.
userohgrandma
Posted: 21 August 2008 7:17 PM
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Carol, great idea I am all for that, Ria.
userMick H.
Posted: 21 August 2008 7:22 PM
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J9withdogs - 2008-08-21 7:02 PM

A pink Winnebago - with a chauffeur, of course![/QUOTE



Quite honestly J9 I should settle for a pink gin.
usermalc d
Posted: 21 August 2008 10:05 PM
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Janine

Does this mean you won't be talking to us ordinary people any more ???


userhowie
Posted: 21 August 2008 10:49 PM
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Common as muck the lot of them Janine and this is where you'll find out who your true friends are. It goes without saying that i'm always here to help and advise on how to spend that money sweety. XXX
usercolin
Posted: 21 August 2008 10:58 PM
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Oh well, with my probable impending redundacy I suppose I have no choise but to put in my application to be your toyboy
userJ9withdogs
Posted: 21 August 2008 11:33 PM
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Janine

Does this mean you won't be talking to us ordinary people any more ???




I'll have to think about that, Malc

Howie

Common as muck the lot of them Janine and this is where you'll find out who your true friends are. It goes without saying that i'm always here to help and advise on how to spend that money sweety. XXX


Of course, my little puddlebum. I'll just check it's OK with Melanie first

Colin

Oh well, with my probable impending redundacy I suppose I have no choise but to put in my application to be your toyboy


To be my toyboy don't you have to be younger than me, Colin
usercolin
Posted: 22 August 2008 9:31 AM
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J9withdogs - 2008-08-21 11:33 PM
To be my toyboy don't you have to be younger than me, Colin

Sometimes you have to be a little creative on your CV
usermalc d
Posted: 22 August 2008 9:45 AM
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Janine
What on earth is a puddlebum ?

userLordThornber
Posted: 22 August 2008 10:04 AM
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malc d - 2008-08-22 9:45 AM

Janine
What on earth is a puddlebum ?



Never mind Janine Malc, ask my Missus who's had the trots for 3 days

Martyn
userROON
Posted: 22 August 2008 3:03 PM
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wow Janine, I really hope it's true but I am a bit dubious with the wording ...'approved to claim'. You might claim it and they tell you to get lost or words that might as well say that. You may find you are in the running for winning the money .... did you actually enter it?

If it is good news then I could be quite charming and say I don't want a bloomin' thing off you, just your continued friendship.


But bugger that .... can I share Syd with you please?
usertwooks
Posted: 22 August 2008 9:57 PM
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can I swap you for the three cars four holidays n three cruises that I've won in tha last 4 weeks - not to mention watches TVs and iPods.

[our junk mail from our last address has just filtered its way to us ]

userROON
Posted: 23 August 2008 9:49 AM
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HOWEVER, (genuinely) I did win a trailer tent once. And a week's holiday to Palma, Majorca with loads of extras thrown in, and some Ercol furniture, and a hand-held tv ... so I am a bit more careful now about just dumping stuff in the recycle bin.
userhowie
Posted: 28 August 2008 11:53 PM
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Law of averages and all that but it does seem that the same people win all the time while others never get a sniff, as in bingo for example.
None of our family are lucky in this respect, and the only one I can think of is my Uncle Gill who won a box of After Eights, but never lived to enjoy them as he was knocked down by the 7.30pm bus into town.
Right, back to getting that 'avatar pictures' sorted . Got it all figured out and no probs this time.
userkelly58
Posted: 29 August 2008 8:56 AM
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I am also a winner in this lottery ,but it doe's say keep the imformation to yourself so do NOT tell anyone else its a secret . ps any other winners out there we can form a forums millionaires forum club ( try saying that after a glass of wine )<img align='middle' src='http://forums.outandaboutlive.co.uk/forums/images/emoticons/icon_lol.gif'><img align='middle' src='http://forums.outandaboutlive.co.uk/forums/images/emoticons/icon_lol.gif'><img align='middle' src='http://forums.outandaboutlive.co.uk/forums/images/emoticons/icon_lol.gif'>
userJohnP
Posted: 29 August 2008 11:55 AM
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Perhaps I'm cynical.

Once you have submitted your details, they will probably ask for a sum of money to enable your claim to be processed.

Hope this is not the case, but beware of sending these details to an unknown source. Once these details are passed on, it is too easy to use the information to set up a fictitious J9withdogs and run up all sorts of financial problems for which you may be liable.
userchatterdog
Posted: 29 August 2008 12:08 PM
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Yep we got our notification last month won on the spannish lottery, said to keep quiet about it untill verification and gave a telephone number to contact to proceed and verify just a pity that i couldnt believe it. On looking the number given was for a spannish mobile rather than a spannish landline.
This one was sent by snail mail rather than e-mail.
userROON
Posted: 29 August 2008 1:36 PM
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Janine, has just phoned me to ask me to post an answer to you all for her ..... she can't get toa computer because she is on a yacht in the Maldives, with three gorgeous hunks and a handmaiden and her servant is out looking for a new mansion over there for her, you know the type .... swimming pool etc.. So much for a scam!!!
userHymer C 9.
Posted: 29 August 2008 9:23 PM
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Love it Carol.
userJ9withdogs
Posted: 30 August 2008 12:53 AM
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Doh - server error. Think I will buy them a new one!

Edited by J9withdogs 2008-08-30 12:55 AM
userJ9withdogs
Posted: 30 August 2008 12:54 AM
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Here is a picture of me on my new yacht, taken earlier today - we are heading towards the Seychelles.

If anyone wants a well-used VW Holdsworth Valentine for free, please let me know.

ps I've won another million pounds today - huh, who says lightening never strikes twice!



(my new yacht.jpg)



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userbob b
Posted: 30 August 2008 1:22 AM
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Now all the other spongers have gone to bed Darling, at last we can be alone on-line together ......as it were.

I can now tell you candidly that you have always been my "favourite" contributer to the forum and that I didn't think that your first hat looked at all odd.

I suppose I first realised that I had fallen in love with you just a few days ago.....though I should make clear, this desire had been building for some months. My doctor shrugged it off as wind, but I knew it was something else.

With your money and my kultural knowledge, the world could be our lobster. Do say that you feel the same way....Darling.

xx
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