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A quote or two from Spike Milligan's the Bible "Old Testament"

 

In the beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth.

 

And darkness was upon the face of the deep;" this was due to a malfunction at Lots Road power station."

 

And God said let there be light and there was light, but the Eastern Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

 

And God saw the light and it was good; He saw the quarterly bill and it was not good.

 

And God called the light day and the darkness He called night and so he passed His GCSE.

 

And God said Let there be firmament and God called the firmament Heaven. Freephone 999.

 

And God said let the waters be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear, and in London it went on the market at six hundred pounds a square foot.

 

And God said let the earth bring forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it.

 

And God said; Let there be lights in heaven to give light to the earth and it was except over England where there was heavy cloud and snow on high ground.

 

Hope you enjoyed that there is a lot more but my typing is crap and I can't tell a joke to save my life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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