CliveH Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) My thanks to my friend Bev who just sent me this And apologies if it offends anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Very funny, Clive :D :D :D (Michele will enjoy that one when she gets home tomorrow!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Good One Clive. Sent it on, so more laughter will be produced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 J9withdogs - 2008-11-23 4:35 PM Very funny, Clive :D :D :D (Michele will enjoy that one when she gets home tomorrow!!) From Michele's posting as to what she and hubby were going to get up to whilst they were away I think she'll have some tales to tell us lot!! :$ :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 .....more information than we need, probably! :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Sorry to disapoint you all but we were so tired after all the sight seeing that we fell into bed and were snoring in 5 minutes ....do you beleive that ? Shame on you all :D Clives joke is very funny but I am afraid its very old as well .Still made me laugh again :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twooks Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 the old jokes are the best 'chele - you should know that :-> welcome back btw did you have an indonesian rijstaffel while you were in the netherlands??? one of my all time favourite meals B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Nice one Clive. Very funny. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick H. Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Always thought that pharmacology was the study of cowmen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vindiboy Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Went to visit my father yesterday, He's 85, at the nursing home where he currently resides He told me that every night he gets a large Whiskey and a dose of Viagra given to him by the night nurse, of course I didn't believe this so on leaving that day I called in to the nursing station to find out what was going on. Oh yes said the young nurse thats right, The Whiskey makes him sleep and the Viagra stops him rolling out of bed !!! *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick H. Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 A 75 year old man went to the doctor for Viagra. The doctor says that before I will prescribe it I will need a sample of your sperm. Here is a jar, take it home and bring back the sample tomorrow.The next day the man returns.Have you got your sample, the doctor asks. No, said the old man.I tried everything.I tried with my right hand, I tried with my left hand, then both hands.Then my wife tried the same,even with her mouth with her teeth in and out.We even went round to the lady next door and she tried with hands and mouth but to no avail. You asked the lady next door, said the doctor. Oh yes, said the man.She is a very strong lady, but even she couldn't get the lid off the jar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohgrandma Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 (lol) (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CliveH Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 A Victor Meldrew type old guy went to the local pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?" The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces." The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good." The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore. I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes." (lol) (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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