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Joke for Tuesday
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userLizzy
Posted: 26 September 2006 6:29 PM
Subject: Joke for Tuesday
 
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Knew you wouldn't wait

Hi there;
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we
could all do with a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.


The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all
the things you have started".

So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and
hadn't finished ..... and before leaving the house this morning I
finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys; three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some
cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how good I feel.

You must pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

Enjoy!



usermichele
Posted: 26 September 2006 8:50 PM
Subject: RE: Joke for Tuesday
 


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Made me chuckle.




>A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year
>schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos.
>
>He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked
>them to identify them by colour and flavour.
>
>The children began to say:
>
>"Red............cherry,"
>
>"Yellow.........lemon,"
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>"Green...........lime,"
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>"Orange........orange."
>
>Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos. After eating them for a
>few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
>
>"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
>sometimes call your father."
>
>
>One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled: "Oh My
>God!!!! They're arse-holes!!"
>
>
usercarolh
Posted: 27 September 2006 9:42 AM
Subject: RE: Joke for Tuesday
 


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2 more gems - thanks
Carol
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