Guest pelmetman Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Why?.......Because I forgot we have a fuse control box in our top of the range 3k Carlight caravan *-) ........ Why FFS? :-S ........I can only imagine it was once owned by a Caravan Club Knob >:-) ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 There are of course many far worse things to be plunged into than darkness as I'm sure you know! The EU for one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Tracker - 2018-10-27 7:23 PM There are of course many far worse things to be plunged into than darkness as I'm sure you know! The EU for one! Fortunately I must of been wearing a condom in 74 B-) ......... As I haven't suffered from any EU STD's(Socialist Transmitted Diseases) :D ...... Unlike some on here *-) ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 pelmetman - 2018-10-27 7:29 PM As I haven't suffered from any EU STD's(Socialist Transmitted Diseases) :D ...... Unlike some on here *-) ...... Just checked for STDs on Wiki and this is what it tells us. Socialist Transmitted Disease - also known as Corbynitis in the UK. Early signs are unwillingness to listen to anyone else and egotistically convinced your own opinions are right and everyone else is wrong. Highly contagious mental disease and easily spreads to other people especially those of weak mental capacity unable to think for themselves. Very dangerous in later stages when delusions of grandeur make the sufferers believe they can walk on water and carry out other impossible dreams. Rarely terminal but can have severe financial penalties for everyone except the perpetrators. That seems to sum it up unless anyone else has experience of other symptoms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Kirby Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Tracker - 2018-10-28 12:34 PM pelmetman - 2018-10-27 7:29 PM As I haven't suffered from any EU STD's(Socialist Transmitted Diseases) :D ...... Unlike some on here *-) ...... Just checked for STDs on Wiki and this is what it tells us. Socialist Transmitted Disease - also known as Corbynitis in the UK. Early signs are unwillingness to listen to anyone else and egotistically convinced your own opinions are right and everyone else is wrong. Highly contagious mental disease and easily spreads to other people especially those of weak mental capacity unable to think for themselves. Very dangerous in later stages when delusions of grandeur make the sufferers believe they can walk on water and carry out other impossible dreams. Rarely terminal but can have severe financial penalties for everyone except the perpetrators. That seems to sum it up unless anyone else has experience of other symptoms? The origins of this complaint are debated, as its roots are far back in history. One of its interesting characteristics is that it afflicts the followers of both right, and left, wing political persuasions in almost equal, but varying, proportion. Most contested among the theories is the actual means of transmittal between the groups, with many claiming that the symptoms arise spontaneously as a result of extensive contact with people of like mind, causing their sense of proportion to erode to the point at which paranoid fantasies, and fear of alternative world views, begin. It is notable that the left wing variant shares all the same characteristics as that on the right, except that the paranoia centres on the right wing as the focus of their anxieties. This phenomenon has led many to conclude that allegiance to any political party is mentally deleterious. It is widely accepted among mental health practitioners that the condition is almost exclusively absent among those with no, or centrist, political leanings. The minority of dissenting voices is almost entirely limited to practitioners with strong political loyalties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 I wonder what causes sesquipedalianism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Kirby Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 You! :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Brian Kirby - 2018-10-28 7:39 PM Tracker - 2018-10-28 12:34 PM pelmetman - 2018-10-27 7:29 PM As I haven't suffered from any EU STD's(Socialist Transmitted Diseases) :D ...... Unlike some on here *-) ...... Just checked for STDs on Wiki and this is what it tells us. Socialist Transmitted Disease - also known as Corbynitis in the UK. Early signs are unwillingness to listen to anyone else and egotistically convinced your own opinions are right and everyone else is wrong. Highly contagious mental disease and easily spreads to other people especially those of weak mental capacity unable to think for themselves. Very dangerous in later stages when delusions of grandeur make the sufferers believe they can walk on water and carry out other impossible dreams. Rarely terminal but can have severe financial penalties for everyone except the perpetrators. That seems to sum it up unless anyone else has experience of other symptoms? The origins of this complaint are debated, as its roots are far back in history. One of its interesting characteristics is that it afflicts the followers of both right, and left, wing political persuasions in almost equal, but varying, proportion. Most contested among the theories is the actual means of transmittal between the groups, with many claiming that the symptoms arise spontaneously as a result of extensive contact with people of like mind, causing their sense of proportion to erode to the point at which paranoid fantasies, and fear of alternative world views, begin. It is notable that the left wing variant shares all the same characteristics as that on the right, except that the paranoia centres on the right wing as the focus of their anxieties. This phenomenon has led many to conclude that allegiance to any political party is mentally deleterious. It is widely accepted among mental health practitioners that the condition is almost exclusively absent among those with no, or centrist, political leanings. The minority of dissenting voices is almost entirely limited to practitioners with strong political loyalties. Apparently the best way to avoid infection is to sit on the fence :D ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Kirby Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 pelmetman - 2018-10-29 8:09 AM.....................Apparently the best way to avoid infection is to sit on the fence :D ........... I disagree. The best way to avoid infection is to take down the fence, and then stand in its place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Brian Kirby - 2018-10-29 10:08 AM pelmetman - 2018-10-29 8:09 AM.....................Apparently the best way to avoid infection is to sit on the fence :D ........... I disagree. The best way to avoid infection is to take down the fence, and then stand in its place. It's pretty obvious which side of the ex fence your now standing ;-) ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Kirby Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 pelmetman - 2018-10-29 2:45 PM Brian Kirby - 2018-10-29 10:08 AM pelmetman - 2018-10-29 8:09 AM.....................Apparently the best way to avoid infection is to sit on the fence :D ........... I disagree. The best way to avoid infection is to take down the fence, and then stand in its place. It's pretty obvious which side of the ex fence your now standing ;-) ........ Yep, right where it stood. The problem with the right is it thinks everyone else is on the left (as opposed to on their left), and vice versa, because they think the centre is also on the left. Only those who occupy the middle ground can see the lunacy that inflicts both left and right. It also helps us get our shoes on our right (and left) feet - thus ensuring perfect balance. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Brian Kirby - 2018-10-29 4:55 PM pelmetman - 2018-10-29 2:45 PM Brian Kirby - 2018-10-29 10:08 AM pelmetman - 2018-10-29 8:09 AM.....................Apparently the best way to avoid infection is to sit on the fence :D ........... I disagree. The best way to avoid infection is to take down the fence, and then stand in its place. It's pretty obvious which side of the ex fence your now standing ;-) ........ Yep, right where it stood. The problem with the right is it thinks everyone else is on the left (as opposed to on their left), and vice versa, because they think the centre is also on the left. Only those who occupy the middle ground can see the lunacy that inflicts both left and right. It also helps us get our shoes on our right (and left) feet - thus ensuring perfect balance. :-D The status quo fans just love the same old tune repeated *-) ........... It appears that 52% of the country are bored with it B-)........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Kirby Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 pelmetman - 2018-10-29 5:20 PM...………………..The status quo fans just love the same old tune repeated *-) ........... It appeared that 52% of the country were bored with it B-)........... With apologies for the edit, now they're no so sure. Hyperbole's fading: reality's dawning. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Brian Kirby - 2018-10-29 6:16 PM pelmetman - 2018-10-29 5:20 PM...………………..The status quo fans just love the same old tune repeated *-) ........... It appeared that 52% of the country were bored with it B-)........... With apologies for the edit, now they're no so sure. Hyperbole's fading: reality's dawning. :-D That is your Remoaners desperate hope ;-) ........ Unfortunately after 2 years of nonstop bitching the polls are exactly where they were on the 22/06/2016 :D ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Brian Kirby - 2018-10-29 4:55 PM Only those who occupy the middle ground can see the lunacy that inflicts both left and right. Now that is most certainly true - so is it just the two of us on here that can see both sides of the missing fence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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