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Trump now had a change of heart about wearing face masks. He said, "i wore a black one and i liked the way i looked......I looked like the Lone Ranger". *-)

 

Oh and Covid is all "a hoax by the Democrats" which is just going to disappear........says he as over 130,000 lay dead and almost three million cases. Some hoax. :-|

 

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-lone-ranger-lookalike-donald-trump-says-face-masks-are-good-12019341

 

 

 

 

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Its true!! He really thinks he is the Lone Ranger now.

 

"President of the United States Donald Trump has finally admitted he wears a face mask to protect himself and others from Coronavirus, though questions have been asked about the Lone Ranger style mask he has chosen.

 

Trump, who has so far steadfastly refused to wear a mask in public, despite escalating case number across the US, said he wears one at home, and thinks he looks like the television horse-riding hero, the Lone Ranger.

 

“Sure I wear a mask, it’s the best mask, everyone is saying it,” Trump told reporters last night.

 

“I look in the mirror and I look like the Lone Ranger. I cut the eye holes out myself because I’m allowed to use sharp implements – well, I am when I’m under the direct supervision of the Secret Service.

 

“I can do giddy-ups around the Oval Office and pretend I’m riding my horse Silver to the rescue of a Playboy model in distress to who is so grateful for me saving her she’s willing to do anything.

 

“Anyone who says I don’t wear a protective mask is lying, so I’m happy to share this photo to prove them wrong.”

 

Reporters went on to ask if the Lone Ranger was something of a role model for the president, given he is considered by many to be a masked vigilante operating outside the law, just like the protesters he’s criticised recently.

 

Trump went on, “He did a lot of great things, really great things. We can learn a lot from the Lone Ranger, he was a big Trump fan. The biggest. Look at the colour of his horse. Just beautiful.

 

“I like a lot of things about the Lone Ranger, but not his fondness for that Mexican-looking fellow who appears to have come across the border to work for him, probably illegally.

 

“He should send him back over the wall.”

 

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John52 - 2020-07-02 11:39 PM

 

Well if BoJo can think he is Churchill or Rosevelt

maybe his pal Trump can think he is the Lone Ranger

 

Well you pretend to be a free enterprize capitalist instead of a Marxist ;-) ..........

 

What did you pretend to be when you were Peter or James? :D .........

 

But like the BLM you Marxists cant hide >:-) ..........

 

 

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pelmetman - 2020-07-03 7:59 AM

 

John52 - 2020-07-02 11:39 PM

 

Well if BoJo can think he is Churchill or Rosevelt

maybe his pal Trump can think he is the Lone Ranger

 

Well you pretend to be a free enterprize capitalist instead of a Marxist ;-) ..........

 

What did you pretend to be when you were Peter or James? :D .........

 

But like the BLM you Marxists cant hide >:-) ..........

 

 

I am a free enterprise capitalist.

I would privatise the Royal Family for a start, take away their benefits, and immunity from extradition to the US.

Then I would have real free enterprise in the housing market.

Instead of Socialism for the rich, with Government Intervention to restrict supply and subsidise demand to push up housing costs.

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Barryd999 - 2020-07-02 10:11 PM

 

Its true!! He really thinks he is the Lone Ranger now.

 

"President of the United States Donald Trump has finally admitted he wears a face mask to protect himself and others from Coronavirus, though questions have been asked about the Lone Ranger style mask he has chosen.

 

Trump, who has so far steadfastly refused to wear a mask in public, despite escalating case number across the US, said he wears one at home, and thinks he looks like the television horse-riding hero, the Lone Ranger.

 

“Sure I wear a mask, it’s the best mask, everyone is saying it,” Trump told reporters last night.

 

“I look in the mirror and I look like the Lone Ranger. I cut the eye holes out myself because I’m allowed to use sharp implements – well, I am when I’m under the direct supervision of the Secret Service.

 

“I can do giddy-ups around the Oval Office and pretend I’m riding my horse Silver to the rescue of a Playboy model in distress to who is so grateful for me saving her she’s willing to do anything.

 

“Anyone who says I don’t wear a protective mask is lying, so I’m happy to share this photo to prove them wrong.”

 

Reporters went on to ask if the Lone Ranger was something of a role model for the president, given he is considered by many to be a masked vigilante operating outside the law, just like the protesters he’s criticised recently.

 

Trump went on, “He did a lot of great things, really great things. We can learn a lot from the Lone Ranger, he was a big Trump fan. The biggest. Look at the colour of his horse. Just beautiful.

 

“I like a lot of things about the Lone Ranger, but not his fondness for that Mexican-looking fellow who appears to have come across the border to work for him, probably illegally.

 

“He should send him back over the wall.”

He just needs masking tape over his mouth now. (lol)

 

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pelmetman - 2020-07-03 7:59 AM

 

John52 - 2020-07-02 11:39 PM

 

Well if BoJo can think he is Churchill or Rosevelt

maybe his pal Trump can think he is the Lone Ranger

 

Well you pretend to be a free enterprize capitalist instead of a Brexit supporting Marxist ;-) ..........

 

But like the BLM you Brexit supporting Marxists cant hide >:-) ..........

Sorted that for you.

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John52 - 2020-07-03 8:51 AM

 

pelmetman - 2020-07-03 7:59 AM

 

John52 - 2020-07-02 11:39 PM

 

Well if BoJo can think he is Churchill or Rosevelt

maybe his pal Trump can think he is the Lone Ranger

 

Well you pretend to be a free enterprize capitalist instead of a Marxist ;-) ..........

 

What did you pretend to be when you were Peter or James? :D .........

 

But like the BLM you Marxists cant hide >:-) ..........

 

 

I am a free enterprise capitalist.

I would privatise the Royal Family for a start, take away their benefits, and immunity from extradition to the US.

Then I would have real free enterprise in the housing market.

Instead of Socialism for the rich, with Government Intervention to restrict supply and subsidise demand to push up housing costs.

 

So........ YOU ARE A MARXIST *-) ......

 

Its funny how when you get found out ;-) .......

 

You don't like it :D......

 

I'm not surprised with YOUR HISTORY 8-) ......

 

Vote Commie and get to sh*t in a bin bag (lol) (lol) (lol) ......

 

Maybe it's me?........But John/Peter/James whatever your real name is, I aint buying the sh*t you are trying to flog >:-) .....

 

Just sayin :-> .......

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jumpstart - 2020-07-03 5:28 PM

 

Only 4 months to go...and Trump gets ditched. Wow what a legacy.

 

I seem to recall with 4 months to go the Remoaners had it in the bag :D .........

 

 

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jumpstart - 2020-07-03 5:40 PM

 

Yes the Trump remoaners will probably put Trump in a body bag sealed and buried under the Mexican wall.

Ooo did they ever pay for it...just another wild scheme.

 

In your anti Israel wet dreams ;-) ......

 

 

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jumpstart - 2020-07-03 5:45 PM

 

Are you allowed to comment on here without backup from your “fowl” on the wing...tut..tut.. perhaps the bird has flown.

You normally do a twosome. He likes it like that.

 

Has Birdy been evicted? ;-) .......

 

Cant say I'm surprised *-) ......

 

You Snowflakes melt when faced with a bit common sense or reality :-| ......

 

 

 

 

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jumpstart - 2020-07-03 6:11 PM

 

Common sense...if it’s common...we’ve all got it. It’s in the description.

 

The reality is....Trump is is being binned.

 

You hope :D .......

 

 

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jumpstart - 2020-07-03 6:47 PM

 

Well if it’s support Trump or be a Dope....think I’d rather be a Dope.

 

It's Dope that has prolly got your mind where it is now ;-) ......

 

 

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jumpstart - 2020-07-03 7:21 PM

 

Nah...a lovely bottle of Rip Snorter from the Hoggs Back Brewery. Not that far from you. Think I might make a pig of myself.

 

Shameless snorting of beer 8-) ........

 

In a cider county :D .........

 

 

 

 

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jumpstart - 2020-07-03 7:35 PM

 

Now if you’re talking about the old days....I can/can’t remember a few trips I took.

 

Surprise me ;-) ........

 

I think we stayed in Zummerzet once......by mistake :D ......

 

 

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