Mel B Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Simple Maths This equation should be taught in all maths classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: - What makes 100%? - What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? - Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving MORE than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100% How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions. If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 It is obvious that H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K equals 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E equals 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E equals 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% While B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T equals 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% Finally and most effectively: A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G equals 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127% So one can conclude with mathematical certainly that while HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it’s the BULLS**T and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 And ain't that so close to the way things are these days Mel - brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Le Thou Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Mel B - 2008-05-09 11:40 PM Simple Maths This equation should be taught in all maths classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: - What makes 100%? - What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? - Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving MORE than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100% How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions. If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 It is obvious that H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K equals 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E equals 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E equals 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% While B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T equals 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% Finally and most effectively: A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G equals 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127% So one can conclude with mathematical certainly that while HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it’s the BULLS**T and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top!!!!! I rather suspect that you are not the author of this post and I would also question you grammar "equation?" but hey who's bovvered when your fan base of 1 from the valleys is there to cheer you on. Sold the canoe yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Yawn Yawn bore bore *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Le Thou Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 michele - 2008-05-10 10:50 PM Yawn Yawn bore bore *-) yawn yawn idiot idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twooks Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 so, no change here then B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Well as you can see He's back so thats it insults will fly again sad life really . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted May 12, 2008 Author Share Posted May 12, 2008 Le Thou - 2008-05-10 10:25 PM I rather suspect that you are not the author of this post and I would also question you grammar "equation?" but hey who's bovvered when your fan base of 1 from the valleys is there to cheer you on. Sold the canoe yet? I received it as a powerpoint presentation and actually bothered to quickly re-type it all so I could post it on here for you all to have a giggle at, shame you didn't. I never claimed it was my work Le Thou, unlike your paragraph above which is obviously 'home made' as it has your usual tone to it. As for the canoe, why, are you after one? I wouldn't think you needed one actually, you seem to be up the creek without a paddle most of the time anyway! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 I think you could have a buyer there then :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted May 12, 2008 Author Share Posted May 12, 2008 He wouldn't need the stirrup pump, he produces enough of his own (hot) air to blow it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CliveH Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 OK - so I have seen this before But it is that good that to my mind it bears repetition As fot Le thous comments Best left in the crapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twooks Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Thomas H Crapp wasn't it ?? surprised you got it past the censor though Clive B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CliveH Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Probably because early water clossets in the USA were called Crappers after Mr Crapp who invented one that worked better than the others - and just like Vacumn Cleaners were called Hoovers, and to use one was termed "hoovering", the term "having a cr*p" evolved when using using a crapper. :-) :-D *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Le Thou - 2008-05-10 10:25 PM I rather suspect that you are not the author of this post and I would also question you grammar "equation?" but hey who's bovvered when your fan base of 1 from the valleys is there to cheer you on. Sold the canoe yet? It's sad to see that like rupert, le thou (uncapitalised because they are not important enough to justify capital letters!) is still incapable of making a constructive point in a civilised manner. Let me have your address anthony and I will send you a map so that you can see just how far apart Pembrokeshire and 'The Valleys' are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twooks Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 c'mon Rich - don't be miserable - he got the right country didn't he :-> B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 I don't do miserable Jackie - but I do enjoy a good wind up - or a dig at someone who has had a several goes at me. But it's all done in the best possible taste of course! I wonder what le thou's PARA society is? Any guesses? Psychological Abnormality Retarded Abomination Maybe! Any other offers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 How about......... Prats And Righteous A*seh*les Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CliveH Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Only reference I get from googling "PARA Society" is references to the para normal. 8-) Personally if I wasn't normal I would not advertise the fact! (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 donna miller - 2008-05-14 8:15 AM How about......... Prats And Righteous A*seh*les :D :D :D spot on girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 michele - 2008-05-14 1:13 PM donna miller - 2008-05-14 8:15 AM How about......... Prats And Righteous A*seh*les :D :D :D spot on girl John H , you know sometimes people feel the need to advertise LWS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted May 14, 2008 Author Share Posted May 14, 2008 CliveH - 2008-05-14 10:51 AM Only reference I get from googling "PARA Society" is references to the para normal. 8-) Personally if I wasn't normal I would not advertise the fact! (lol) And who said you were normal then Clive? :D If you are, you're the only 'normal' person on here! (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twooks Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 well - statistically someone has to be I guess and since this thread is about math it's as good a place as any to start innit :-> B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 Twooks ... have you actually MET Clive ...... (?) If he's normal then we're all doooooooommmmmmmmeddddddddd (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CliveH Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Look! - I am as normal as anyone else who owns a Land Rover V8! 8-) OK ! - Would someone please tell me just how normal that is? ;-) Anyone else going to the LR Sortout now at the Beaulieu autojumble this Saturday? (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CliveH Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Sorry - it is SUNDAY for the LR Sortout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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