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Simple Maths

 

This equation should be taught in all maths classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

 

- What makes 100%?

- What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

- Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving MORE than 100%?

 

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%

 

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

 

Here a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions.

 

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

 

is represented as:

 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

 

It is obvious that H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K equals 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

 

And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E equals 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 

But A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E equals 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

 

While B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T equals 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 

Finally and most effectively: A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G equals 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

 

So one can conclude with mathematical certainly that while HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it’s the BULLS**T and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top!!!!!

 

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Mel B - 2008-05-09 11:40 PM

 

Simple Maths

 

This equation should be taught in all maths classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

 

- What makes 100%?

- What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

- Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving MORE than 100%?

 

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%

 

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

 

Here a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions.

 

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

 

is represented as:

 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

 

It is obvious that H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K equals 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

 

And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E equals 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 

But A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E equals 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

 

While B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T equals 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 

Finally and most effectively: A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G equals 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

 

So one can conclude with mathematical certainly that while HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it’s the BULLS**T and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top!!!!!

 

 

 

I rather suspect that you are not the author of this post and I would also question you grammar "equation?" but hey who's bovvered when your fan base of 1 from the valleys is there to cheer you on.

Sold the canoe yet?

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Le Thou - 2008-05-10 10:25 PM

 

I rather suspect that you are not the author of this post and I would also question you grammar "equation?" but hey who's bovvered when your fan base of 1 from the valleys is there to cheer you on.

Sold the canoe yet?

 

I received it as a powerpoint presentation and actually bothered to quickly re-type it all so I could post it on here for you all to have a giggle at, shame you didn't.

 

I never claimed it was my work Le Thou, unlike your paragraph above which is obviously 'home made' as it has your usual tone to it.

 

As for the canoe, why, are you after one? I wouldn't think you needed one actually, you seem to be up the creek without a paddle most of the time anyway! :D

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Probably because early water clossets in the USA were called Crappers after Mr Crapp who invented one that worked better than the others - and just like Vacumn Cleaners were called Hoovers, and to use one was termed "hoovering", the term "having a cr*p" evolved when using using a crapper.

 

:-) :-D *-)

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Le Thou - 2008-05-10 10:25 PM

I rather suspect that you are not the author of this post and I would also question you grammar "equation?" but hey who's bovvered when your fan base of 1 from the valleys is there to cheer you on.

Sold the canoe yet?

 

 

It's sad to see that like rupert, le thou (uncapitalised because they are not important enough to justify capital letters!) is still incapable of making a constructive point in a civilised manner.

 

Let me have your address anthony and I will send you a map so that you can see just how far apart Pembrokeshire and 'The Valleys' are!

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I don't do miserable Jackie - but I do enjoy a good wind up - or a dig at someone who has had a several goes at me.

 

But it's all done in the best possible taste of course!

 

I wonder what le thou's PARA society is?

 

Any guesses?

 

Psychological

Abnormality

Retarded

Abomination

 

Maybe!

 

Any other offers!

 

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CliveH - 2008-05-14 10:51 AM

 

Only reference I get from googling "PARA Society" is references to the para normal. 8-)

 

Personally if I wasn't normal

 

I would not advertise the fact! (lol)

 

And who said you were normal then Clive? :D If you are, you're the only 'normal' person on here! (lol)

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Look! - I am as normal as anyone else who owns a Land Rover V8! 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OK ! - Would someone please tell me just how normal that is? ;-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyone else going to the LR Sortout now at the Beaulieu autojumble this Saturday?

(lol)

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