donna miller Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 3 students in a psychiatry class, 1st student is asked "what`s the opposite of joy ?"..."sorrow" she replied. the 2nd student is asked "what`s the opposite of saddness ?" "happiness" she replied. finaly the lecturer came to the only man in the class, "what`s the opposite of woe?"...... "giddy up" came the reply. (lol) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GJH Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 A fine illustration of the fact that many women look at the world through rose tinted glasses whilst men live in the real world. Very noble of you Donna, thanks (lol) (lol) Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Jones Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 GJH - 2008-12-16 8:36 AM A fine illustration of the fact that many women look at the world through rose tinted glasses whilst men live in the real world. Very noble of you Donna, thanks (lol) (lol) Graham I thought "Donna Noble" was a mate of Dr Who's - definitely not in the real world then :D ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spospe Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Women eh, Why does it take 17 women with PMT to change a light bulb? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES >>>>> OK??????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted December 16, 2008 Author Share Posted December 16, 2008 10 Reasons why Women need a Man in their life............... #1........To remind them how lucky they were to be born female. #2.........Err, that's about it. :D :D :D Come on fellas, come up with something a bit more original than PMT or blonde jokes, and let's keep it friendly eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Bry Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 donna miller - 2008-12-16 12:03 PM 10 Reasons why Women need a Man in their life............... #1........To remind them how lucky they were to be born female. #2.........Err, that's about it. :D :D :D Come on fellas, come up with something a bit more original than PMT or blonde jokes, and let's keep it friendly eh. Hi DonnaLong time no speak, but here are some things to defend us males."All men see in only 16 colours, like windows default. Peach - for example - is a fruit not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what Mauve is.I am in shape. Round is a shape.Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.If we ask you "what's the matter"? and you say Nothing, then we will act like there's nothing wrong. We know you're lying, but it's not worth the hassle!!Thaihttp://www.outandaboutlive.co.uk/forums/images/emoticons/icon_mrgreen.gifhttp://www.outandaboutlive.co.uk/forums/images/emoticons/icon_mrgreen.gifhttp://www.outandaboutlive.co.uk/forums/images/emoticons/icon_mrgreen.gifhttp://www.outandaboutlive.co.uk/forums/images/emoticons/icon_mrgreen.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GJH Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 donna miller - 2008-12-16 12:03 PM 10 Reasons why Women need a Man in their life............... #1........To remind them how lucky they were to be born female. #2.........Err, that's about it. :D :D :D This is, of course, totally logical. Reason 1 reminds women that they are lucky to be born female because that means they are ideally suited to have a man in their life. Obvious, therefore, that there is no need for further reasons :D :D :D Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chatterdog Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 cleaning, washing, cooking, organising things so that everything runs smoothly, someone to shout at, disagree with and frown at, someone to have a cuddle with and who will kiss all ills better, a surragate mother cos men are always lickle boys These are the reasons a man seeks and needs a woman in his life, and remember - Behind every good man there is an even better - good woman (lol) (lol) before anyone comments - spelling mistakes are intentional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Why are all jokes about men one-liners?So women can understand them..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted December 16, 2008 Author Share Posted December 16, 2008 Hi Thai, nice to see you back. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted December 16, 2008 Author Share Posted December 16, 2008 Bazza454 - 2008-12-16 2:55 PMWhy are all jokes about men one-liners?So women can understand them.....Oh the irony eh Bazza :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 chatterdog - 2008-12-16 2:35 PM cleaning, washing, cooking, organising things so that everything runs smoothly, someone to shout at, disagree with and frown at, someone to have a cuddle with and who will kiss all ills better, a surragate mother cos men are always lickle boys These are the reasons a man seeks and needs a woman in his life, and remember Can't argue with that Maggie - which is why I did the man thing, went out hunting (aka on the pull!) and caught myself a good'un! I could live without a woman in my life but it would not be half as much fun as having a wife with a certain colour hair who speaks a language all of her own at times! But I wouldn't change her for the world - even if I could! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Bry Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 donna miller - 2008-12-16 3:02 PM Hi Thai, nice to see you back. :-D DonnaNice to be back. Here are some more thoughts."If something we've said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways upstes you, then we meant the other one.""Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl now. If it's up put it down. We men need the seat up, you need it down. You never hear us complaining that the seat is down""You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how to do something - NOT both. If you know how best to do it, then don't ask us.""Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we men do. Sympathy is what you get from your girlfriends."Thaihttp://www.outandaboutlive.co.uk/forums/images/emoticons/icon_razz.gifhttp://www.outandaboutlive.co.uk/forums/images/emoticons/icon_razz.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Men eh :D you never learn :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 chatterdog - 2008-12-16 2:35 PM - Behind every good man there is an even better - good woman (lol) (lol) ...and behind every great man is a very surprised woman :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vindiboy Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Why do woman get married in white ? because all kitchen appliances are white. :-o :-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Why do Women have small feet.......................... So they can stand closer to the sink. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Jones Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 peter - 2008-12-16 10:12 PM Why do Women have small feet.......................... So they can stand closer to the sink. (lol) But sadly the corollary of that is ... Why do men have long arms? Because our feet are bigger :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Tony Jones - 2008-12-17 9:08 AM But sadly the corollary of that is ... Why do men have long arms? Because our feet are bigger :-( ..and I thought it was because their pockets were deeper.. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 J9withdogs - 2008-12-17 6:06 PM Tony Jones - 2008-12-17 9:08 AM But sadly the corollary of that is ... Why do men have long arms? Because our feet are bigger :-( ..and I thought it was because their pockets were deeper.. :D Not mine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Jones Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Can't (offhand) think of any reason why I'd need to put my hands in my pockets. I have people for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Tracker - 2008-12-17 6:10 PM J9withdogs - 2008-12-17 6:06 PM Tony Jones - 2008-12-17 9:08 AM But sadly the corollary of that is ... Why do men have long arms? Because our feet are bigger :-( ..and I thought it was because their pockets were deeper.. :D Not mine! A more generous man I have never met, Rich ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 vindiboy - 2008-12-16 9:52 PM Why do woman get married in white ? because all kitchen appliances are white. :-o :-o I thought it was so that the men can see where their bride is standing through the haze of being half sozzled from the night before .... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 J9withdogs - 2008-12-17 6:14 PM Tracker - 2008-12-17 6:10 PM J9withdogs - 2008-12-17 6:06 PM Tony Jones - 2008-12-17 9:08 AM But sadly the corollary of that is ... Why do men have long arms? Because our feet are bigger :-( ..and I thought it was because their pockets were deeper.. :D Not mine! A more generous man I have never met, Rich ;-) Oh how a good touch of irony always brings a smile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 WOMAN'S DIARY: Saturday 20 October Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him - thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in. He hesitated but followed. I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold. Cried myself to sleep -I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's found someone else. MAN'S DIARY: Saturday 20 October England lost the Rugby Gutted. Got a shag though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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