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userdonna miller
Posted: 8 August 2008 11:38 AM
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Following on from the thread about janine's new friends (chippendales) and the subsequent comments about ahem! sexual stamina. How about posting the songs you know with the most contradictary or innappropriate title. Some will need explaining others may not.

Here's one to start.........

Phil Collins.......You can't hurry love

He's obviously never heard of a knee trembling quickie

usermalc d
Posted: 8 August 2008 11:45 AM
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' My old man's a dustman'

To keep the pc brigade happy this should now be:
'My old man's a dustperson'






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Posted: 8 August 2008 11:48 AM
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Cliff Richard's 'Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha'.

Does this mean that Cliff swings both ways, or did Sam get a sex-change?
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Posted: 8 August 2008 12:43 PM
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" It's a long way to Tipperary"


( Not if you live there )


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Posted: 8 August 2008 4:52 PM
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I want your sex George Michael
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Posted: 8 August 2008 6:23 PM
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George Michael and Elton John - Don't let the son go down on me..

oops sorry, that shuld read sun.
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Posted: 8 August 2008 6:28 PM
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If you think about it - almost anything by Elton John
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Posted: 8 August 2008 10:26 PM
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Sweet painted lady things will never be the same getting paid for being Laid guess thats the name of the game ...

Elton John So she lays down beside me again the sweet painted lady the one with no name many have used her many still do ...Good song though!

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Posted: 11 August 2008 12:05 PM
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malc d - 2008-08-08 12:43 PM

" It's a long way to Tipperary"


( Not if you live there )


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There are a lot of Rary tips throughout the country. Just contact your local council for the nearest one. Mick H.
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Posted: 11 August 2008 7:10 PM
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malc d - 2008-08-08 11:45 AM

' My old man's a dustman'

To keep the pc brigade happy this should now be:
'My old man's a dustperson'




"My old man's a dustperchild" surely? Son implies male

Graham
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Posted: 11 August 2008 7:10 PM
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malc d - 2008-08-08 11:45 AM

' My old man's a dustman'

To keep the pc brigade happy this should now be:
'My old man's a dustperson'




"My old man's a dustperchild" surely? Son implies male

Graham
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Posted: 12 August 2008 2:49 PM
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sooooooo 'My old-parent is a dustperson'!
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Posted: 12 August 2008 3:41 PM
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Ageism is illegal Joy

So................. my mothers husband is a refuse logistic engineer.

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Posted: 12 August 2008 4:34 PM
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Oh, lets look to the future and go the whole hog

"One of my antecedents did a job which has now been replaced by us all taking our refuse to the dump ourselves and paying extra for the privilege"


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Posted: 12 August 2008 4:35 PM
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Mick H. - 2008-08-11 12:05 PM

There are a lot of Rary tips throughout the country. Just contact your local council for the nearest one. Mick H.

You sure you can tip rarys or do they come into some recycling class?

Graham
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Posted: 12 August 2008 7:00 PM
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'Whiter shade of pale'. Michael Jackson.
usermalc d
Posted: 12 August 2008 8:32 PM
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GJH - 2008-08-12 4:35 PM

Mick H. - 2008-08-11 12:05 PM

There are a lot of Rary tips throughout the country. Just contact your local council for the nearest one. Mick H.

You sure you can tip rarys or do they come into some recycling class?

Graham


Wether or not you decide to tip rarys depends on what kind of service they provided.
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Posted: 12 August 2008 11:02 PM
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Keep on Running. Walker Brothers.
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Posted: 12 August 2008 11:36 PM
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hey there Howie n Graham
you're both on fine form today





nope - neither of the above are song titles
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Posted: 12 August 2008 11:38 PM
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One broken heart for sale. Christian Barnard.
usermalc d
Posted: 13 August 2008 11:13 AM
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" I did it my way"

always sounds a bit selfish to me.
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Posted: 13 August 2008 12:14 PM
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I " left " my heart in San Francisco. ?
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Posted: 13 August 2008 12:41 PM
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can I have some of what you lot on please
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Posted: 13 August 2008 1:08 PM
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ROON - 2008-08-13 12:41 PM


can I have some of what you lot on please

Who sang that then?

Graham
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Posted: 13 August 2008 5:42 PM
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Things can only get better. Tony ####### Blair. Grrr
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Posted: 13 August 2008 6:12 PM
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" How do you solve a problem like Maria ?"

An ASBO ?

Edited by malc d 2008-08-13 6:12 PM
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Posted: 13 August 2008 6:14 PM
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Roll over Beethoven. Mrs Beethoven.
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