donna miller Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Following on from the thread about janine's new friends (chippendales) and the subsequent comments about ahem! sexual stamina. How about posting the songs you know with the most contradictary or innappropriate title. Some will need explaining others may not. Here's one to start......... Phil Collins.......You can't hurry love He's obviously never heard of a knee trembling quickie 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 ' My old man's a dustman' To keep the pc brigade happy this should now be: 'My old man's a dustperson' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Cliff Richard's 'Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha'. Does this mean that Cliff swings both ways, or did Sam get a sex-change? ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 " It's a long way to Tipperary" ( Not if you live there ) ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I want your sex 8-) George Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROON Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 George Michael and Elton John - Don't let the son go down on me.. oops sorry, that shuld read sun. B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 If you think about it - almost anything by Elton John :$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Sweet painted lady things will never be the same getting paid for being Laid guess thats the name of the game ... Elton John So she lays down beside me again the sweet painted lady the one with no name many have used her many still do ...Good song though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick H. Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 malc d - 2008-08-08 12:43 PM " It's a long way to Tipperary" ( Not if you live there ) ;-)[/quote There are a lot of Rary tips throughout the country. Just contact your local council for the nearest one. Mick H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GJH Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 malc d - 2008-08-08 11:45 AM ' My old man's a dustman' To keep the pc brigade happy this should now be: 'My old man's a dustperson' "My old man's a dustperchild" surely? Son implies male 8-) *-) Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GJH Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 malc d - 2008-08-08 11:45 AM ' My old man's a dustman' To keep the pc brigade happy this should now be: 'My old man's a dustperson' "My old man's a dustperchild" surely? Son implies male 8-) *-) Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROON Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 sooooooo 'My old-parent is a dustperson'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted August 12, 2008 Author Share Posted August 12, 2008 Ageism is illegal Joy So................. my mothers husband is a refuse logistic engineer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GJH Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Oh, lets look to the future and go the whole hog "One of my antecedents did a job which has now been replaced by us all taking our refuse to the dump ourselves and paying extra for the privilege" :D :D Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GJH Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Mick H. - 2008-08-11 12:05 PM There are a lot of Rary tips throughout the country. Just contact your local council for the nearest one. Mick H. You sure you can tip rarys or do they come into some recycling class? Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 'Whiter shade of pale'. Michael Jackson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 GJH - 2008-08-12 4:35 PM Mick H. - 2008-08-11 12:05 PM There are a lot of Rary tips throughout the country. Just contact your local council for the nearest one. Mick H. You sure you can tip rarys or do they come into some recycling class? Graham Wether or not you decide to tip rarys depends on what kind of service they provided. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Keep on Running. Walker Brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twooks Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 hey there Howie n Graham you're both on fine form today B-) nope - neither of the above are song titles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 One broken heart for sale. Christian Barnard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 " I did it my way" always sounds a bit selfish to me. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohgrandma Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I " left " my heart in San Francisco. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROON Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 :D :D :D :D :D :D can I have some of what you lot on please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GJH Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 ROON - 2008-08-13 12:41 PM :D :D :D :D :D :D can I have some of what you lot on please Who sang that then? Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Things can only get better. Tony ####### Blair. Grrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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