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Most Innapropriate song titles


donna miller

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Following on from the thread about janine's new friends (chippendales) and the subsequent comments about ahem! sexual stamina. How about posting the songs you know with the most contradictary or innappropriate title. Some will need explaining others may not.

 

Here's one to start.........

 

Phil Collins.......You can't hurry love

 

He's obviously never heard of a knee trembling quickie

 

8-)

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Sweet painted lady things will never be the same getting paid for being Laid guess thats the name of the game ...

 

Elton John So she lays down beside me again the sweet painted lady the one with no name many have used her many still do ...Good song though!

 

 

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malc d - 2008-08-08 11:45 AM

 

' My old man's a dustman'

 

To keep the pc brigade happy this should now be:

'My old man's a dustperson'

 

 

 

"My old man's a dustperchild" surely? Son implies male 8-) *-)

 

Graham

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malc d - 2008-08-08 11:45 AM

 

' My old man's a dustman'

 

To keep the pc brigade happy this should now be:

'My old man's a dustperson'

 

 

 

"My old man's a dustperchild" surely? Son implies male 8-) *-)

 

Graham

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Oh, lets look to the future and go the whole hog

 

"One of my antecedents did a job which has now been replaced by us all taking our refuse to the dump ourselves and paying extra for the privilege"

:D :D

 

Graham

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Mick H. - 2008-08-11 12:05 PM

 

There are a lot of Rary tips throughout the country. Just contact your local council for the nearest one. Mick H.

You sure you can tip rarys or do they come into some recycling class?

 

Graham

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GJH - 2008-08-12 4:35 PM

 

Mick H. - 2008-08-11 12:05 PM

 

There are a lot of Rary tips throughout the country. Just contact your local council for the nearest one. Mick H.

You sure you can tip rarys or do they come into some recycling class?

 

Graham

 

Wether or not you decide to tip rarys depends on what kind of service they provided.

;-)

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