Hymer C 9. Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 What is your favourite motorhome sayings. here's a couple of mine. 1. Never on the wrong road just a different one. 2. It's hard work having fun. 3. One a guy in his mid 70's said to me when I commented on his very smart outfit with all the bits and bobs.:-- Well I've saved for a rainey day and its bl...dy p..sing down now. Carol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 The one I hear most often always comes from those not owning a motorhome Carol. Whenever someone has a look at mine (or any other one) they invariably come out with " i,ve always wanted one of these". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Bry Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 One of my favourites is " Must get one of those" when seeing someone elses latest GIZMO, being used on their van.The other is a comment made by non M/Homers :- "How do you manage, when you have to pack everything away before you move off" ?Thai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MandyAndy Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 The one I hear most is " So who empties the loo?" Tends to be the male usually!! But then Andy has never and could never empty ours without leaving a bigger mess of the 'pizza pavement' kind behind for me to clear up, so its easier to do it myself. Mandy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 " I wonder how far we will have to go before we can find a place to turn round " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Kathy to me: "It's an outdoor job, so it's yours." Me to Kathy: "It's an indoor job, so it's yours." Unfortunately the toilet cassette is only accessible for the outside of the van - doh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 'No - if I remember rightly you said you would load the fridge contents?' Whatever we carry a spare part for will never break - which is why the bl##dy van is so slow - the weight of all they spares! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Bry Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 malc d - 2007-11-26 2:41 PM " I wonder how far we will have to go before we can find a place to turn round " "That low bridge sign, what was the height limit"??Thai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chas Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Hope we dont meet anything coming the other way... 8-) This car park never used to have a height barrier... :$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo3090 Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 " Do we really, really have to go home tomorrow?" :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 To the wife, "I told you to make sure the fridge door was locked" as the contents are spilled out on the first corner at the bottom of the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 No turning back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Me to him: "You didn't lock the cupboard again" ... as the contents spill out all over the floor as he hurtles round a corner ......! >:-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geof Angi Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Me to Angi Another night will be ok, the cats will look after themselves Her to me I don't think so Guess who wins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Usinmyknaus Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 1. I'm driving something 9 feet high and 7 feet 8 inches wide and still car drivers don't see it before they pull out! 2. What was that? (Loud noise from somewhere behind driver when pulling away.) 3. ****! What WAS that? (VERY loud noise behind driver when pulling away.) 4. I told you it was boggy. 5. Left, left, LEFT!.............. Did I say left? I meant right. 6. I said, "your generator is a bit loud"........ YOUR GENERATOR IS A BIT LOUD....... NO, LOUD! Oh forget it. Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Newell Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Me: "Right we've got a weekend available lets go away in the 'van." SWMBLT: "Where do you want to go?" Me: "Dunno really, do you fancy going somewhere we've been before or shall we try somewhere different?" SWMBLT: "Dunno, what do you reckon?" Me: "But I asked you first so its your decision". SWMBLT: "But I don't know which to go for, you decide". Me "AARRRGGHHH, OK lets go to (insert name of favourite campsite here)". SWMBLT: Naah, don't fancy that much, its too far from there to anywhere that serves food" Me: "OK so you choose somewhere then". SWMBLT: But I don't know howe long it will take to get anywhere do I, you do all the driving". Me: "Errmm, OK lets go to Wales and find a site when we get there". SWMBLT: " how long will it take to get there?" Me: "Well, as we don't know exactly where we're going to end up I can't really say but probably a couple of hours or so". SWMBLT: "Oh, I didn't really want to go that far". Me: " Well you pick somewhere then". SWMBLT "But I don't know where I fancy going to". Me: "Look, we've waasted so much time arguing about where to go that its not worth going anywhere now, lets stay here and do some work on the house". SWMBLT "I wasn't arguing". Me: "I'm going for a pint, I can't handle this nonsense any more!" D. :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 When we get to the Shuttle we always laugh because it dont matter how they try to push us around ,jump the cue in the lanes we laugh. They aint going nowhere till the fat ladys loaded :D :D that s always at the back and last (lol) (lol) Ooops forgot to say so we say Theres one theres another one theres one ....idiots. Life in fast lane who sung that :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigal55 Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Dave Newell - 2007-11-27 9:25 AM Me: "Right we've got a weekend available lets go away in the 'van." SWMBLT: "Where do you want to go?" Me: "Dunno really, do you fancy going somewhere we've been before or shall we try somewhere different?" SWMBLT: "Dunno, what do you reckon?" Me: "But I asked you first so its your decision". SWMBLT: "But I don't know which to go for, you decide". Me "AARRRGGHHH, OK lets go to (insert name of favourite campsite here)". SWMBLT: Naah, don't fancy that much, its too far from there to anywhere that serves food" Me: "OK so you choose somewhere then". SWMBLT: But I don't know howe long it will take to get anywhere do I, you do all the driving". Me: "Errmm, OK lets go to Wales and find a site when we get there". SWMBLT: " how long will it take to get there?" Me: "Well, as we don't know exactly where we're going to end up I can't really say but probably a couple of hours or so". SWMBLT: "Oh, I didn't really want to go that far". Me: " Well you pick somewhere then". SWMBLT "But I don't know where I fancy going to". Me: "Look, we've waasted so much time arguing about where to go that its not worth going anywhere now, lets stay here and do some work on the house". SWMBLT "I wasn't arguing". Me: "I'm going for a pint, I can't handle this nonsense any more!" D. :D :Di know how you feel dave, last year, me; i,d like to see andorra her: ok. planned route,list of sites for loosely planned route, etc, etc, leaving on thurs evening, mon night, her i fancy holland, i needed more than a pint. favourite saying, from the yoof in the back when waving to other m/homers, "your sad". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 On site reversing. Me. O.K. Her. Yes Me. O.K. Her. Yes. Me. O.K. Bang. Her. Stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Jones Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Use your mirrors instead Howie! Only problem is, no-one else to blame!!! Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Us in France in June, I was driving our 'new'motorhome for the first time and reversing it onto a nice little 'individual' spot with grass around an a few trees, at an aire near a village. Him: Watch out for the tree at the back. Me: What tree? Both turned to look through rear window .. no tree Me: I can't see a tree Him: I thought I saw a tree, maybe not. Started to reverse .... clunk me and him "*£(%*)"(£*%&£(!!!!*" Ruddy tree wasn't at the back it was at the rear nearside corner, in the blind spot, couldn't be seen in mirrors or through the back window. :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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