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userpelmetman
Posted: 13 September 2018 6:20 PM
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Seeing as we hope to be in Spain for our Brexit celebrations ........

I'm taking seriously the governments warnings what might happen if we leave with a No Deal .........

So should I spend the £5.50 on a international driving permit before we leave......or wait until we come home at Christmas for a week? ...........

£5.50 now or post office queues at Christmas?.........damn its a conundrum ..........

userantony1969
Posted: 13 September 2018 6:40 PM
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Oh Lordy ... Village idiot Barry is guna be picking the bones out of the Governments info on a no-deal Brexit today and translating into an asteroid type end of the world scenario for little old poor defenceless UK ... Expect yet another wrist slashing Brexit love song from Barry tonight
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Posted: 13 September 2018 7:03 PM
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Maybe I should get with the Snowflake generation...... and set up a go fund me page for my International license? ............

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Posted: 13 September 2018 7:12 PM
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Go for it ... Surely a racial edge somewhere ... Maybe even a gender identity issue ... You set it up and I know for sure ive got 47 pence in the van or you want it in Euros
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Posted: 13 September 2018 7:14 PM
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Stay calm and don't panic.
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Posted: 13 September 2018 7:32 PM
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Tracker - 2018-09-13 7:14 PM

Stay calm and don't panic.


Once I get back to Spain then I only ever panic manana .........

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Posted: 13 September 2018 9:19 PM
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pelmetman - 2018-09-13 6:20 PM

I'm taking seriously the governments warnings what might happen if we leave with a No Deal

The mask of confidence slipping already i see.

So should I spend the £5.50 on a international driving permit before we leave......or wait until we come home at Christmas for a week? ...........

No.....with a bit of luck you'll get arrested in Spain as an illegal and spend Christmas in prison....preferably over there....permanently.
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Posted: 13 September 2018 9:23 PM
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Bulletguy - 2018-09-13 9:19 PM

pelmetman - 2018-09-13 6:20 PM

I'm taking seriously the governments warnings what might happen if we leave with a No Deal

The mask of confidence slipping already i see.

So should I spend the £5.50 on a international driving permit before we leave......or wait until we come home at Christmas for a week? ...........

No.....with a bit of luck you'll get arrested in Spain as an illegal and spend Christmas in prison....preferably over there....permanently.


In your wet dreams Bonehead .........

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Posted: 13 September 2018 10:45 PM
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pelmetman - 2018-09-13 9:23 PM

Bulletguy - 2018-09-13 9:19 PM

pelmetman - 2018-09-13 6:20 PM

I'm taking seriously the governments warnings what might happen if we leave with a No Deal

The mask of confidence slipping already i see.

So should I spend the £5.50 on a international driving permit before we leave......or wait until we come home at Christmas for a week? ...........

No.....with a bit of luck you'll get arrested in Spain as an illegal and spend Christmas in prison....preferably over there....permanently.


In your wet dreams Bonehead .........

Didn't seem very confident to me PelmetPillock. Good to see you beginning to get jittery though....eventually you might even wake up.

pelmetman - 2018-09-13 6:20 PM

I'm taking seriously the governments warnings what might happen if we leave with a No Deal

userJohn52
Posted: 14 September 2018 5:58 AM
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You should have stuck your money in the EU like Rees-Mogg.
He's made a packet already and stands to make a lot more if we crash out of the EU with no-deal.
Wheras for those who are dependent on the UK... http://home.bt.com/news/uk-news/no-deal-brexit-would-bring-recession-unemployment-and-higher-prices-moodys-11364295111582
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Posted: 14 September 2018 7:16 AM
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Hi,

No doubt there will be EU citizens in UK after BREXIt, without an IDP.

Maybe best if we agree that you won't ask to see mine, if I don't ask to see yours.

It's nice to think that Plod will have time to inspect IDPs ... what with all the riots ...

Question ... I am only allowed to hold one EU driving licence, but I currently have entitlement to drive in 28 states. After BREXIT, can I apply for another 27 licences .....

Question ... can somebody who passed their test in UK, but exchanged their UK licence for a French licence, keep the French licence ... and request the return of their UK licence (DVLA should still have their details on file).

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userantony1969
Posted: 14 September 2018 8:32 AM
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Hes at it again ... He had to apologise last time he got it massively wrong ... https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/sep/13/no-deal-brexit-could-be-as-bad-as-2008-financial-crash-carney-says
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Posted: 14 September 2018 9:56 AM
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John52 - 2018-09-14 5:58 AM

You should have stuck your money in the EU like Rees-Mogg.
He's made a packet already and stands to make a lot more if we crash out of the EU with no-deal.
Wheras for those who are dependent on the UK... http://home.bt.com/news/uk-news/no-deal-brexit-would-bring-recession-unemployment-and-higher-prices-moodys-11364295111582


I think I'll take Moody's predictions with a large pinch of salt ..........

Seeing as they have a history of telling porkies for their paymasters ............

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/jan/14/moodys-864m-penalty-for-ratings-in-run-up-to-2008-financial-crisis
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Posted: 14 September 2018 10:10 AM
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Been there and done that,when you apply for your UK licence you have to send in your French licence to the DVLA with your application.
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Posted: 14 September 2018 10:33 AM
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antony1969 - 2018-09-13 6:40 PM

Oh Lordy ... Village idiot Barry is guna be picking the bones out of the Governments info on a no-deal Brexit today and translating into an asteroid type end of the world scenario for little old poor defenceless UK ... Expect yet another wrist slashing Brexit love song from Barry tonight


No need to wait. Quite upbeat! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt8ML82thjE
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Posted: 14 September 2018 11:20 AM
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Whatever happens in the real world is certain to be made to look worse by biased sensationalist reporting intent on making it look bad even when it isn't - now doen't that have a familiar ring to it?
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Posted: 14 September 2018 11:55 AM
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antony1969 - 2018-09-13 6:40 PM

Oh Lordy ... Village idiot Barry is guna be picking the bones out of the Governments info on a no-deal Brexit today and translating into an asteroid type end of the world scenario for little old poor defenceless UK ... Expect yet another wrist slashing Brexit love song from Barry tonight


No need to wait. Quite upbeat! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt8ML82thjE


Oh Lordy ... Thats a bit racist ... Lordy My
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Posted: 14 September 2018 12:26 PM
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antony1969 - 2018-09-13 6:40 PM

Oh Lordy ... Village idiot Barry is guna be picking the bones out of the Governments info on a no-deal Brexit today and translating into an asteroid type end of the world scenario for little old poor defenceless UK ... Expect yet another wrist slashing Brexit love song from Barry tonight


No need to wait. Quite upbeat! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt8ML82thjE


Oh Lordy ... Thats a bit racist ... Lordy My


Im gonna write a new one all about a bloke called Dave who is a shady illegal immigrant who hangs around in Spain dodging the Rozzers and spending all day drinking cheap plonk and making sand castles.

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Posted: 14 September 2018 12:49 PM
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antony1969 - 2018-09-14 11:55 AM

Barryd999 - 2018-09-14 10:33 AM

antony1969 - 2018-09-13 6:40 PM

Oh Lordy ... Village idiot Barry is guna be picking the bones out of the Governments info on a no-deal Brexit today and translating into an asteroid type end of the world scenario for little old poor defenceless UK ... Expect yet another wrist slashing Brexit love song from Barry tonight


No need to wait. Quite upbeat! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt8ML82thjE


Oh Lordy ... Thats a bit racist ... Lordy My


Im gonna write a new one all about a bloke called Dave who is a shady illegal immigrant who hangs around in Spain dodging the Rozzers and spending all day drinking cheap plonk and making sand castles.



The fuzz'll never get into his Stalag Luft compound ... Its got triple strength wind breaker security fencing around its perimeter and Daves white hanky on his head disguise fools them foreign darkies every time
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Posted: 14 September 2018 1:59 PM
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antony1969 - 2018-09-14 11:55 AM

Barryd999 - 2018-09-14 10:33 AM

antony1969 - 2018-09-13 6:40 PM

Oh Lordy ... Village idiot Barry is guna be picking the bones out of the Governments info on a no-deal Brexit today and translating into an asteroid type end of the world scenario for little old poor defenceless UK ... Expect yet another wrist slashing Brexit love song from Barry tonight


No need to wait. Quite upbeat! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt8ML82thjE


Oh Lordy ... Thats a bit racist ... Lordy My


Im gonna write a new one all about a bloke called Dave who is a shady illegal immigrant who hangs around in Spain dodging the Rozzers and spending all day drinking cheap plonk and making sand castles.



The fuzz'll never get into his Stalag Luft compound ... Its got triple strength wind breaker security fencing around its perimeter and Daves white hanky on his head disguise fools them foreign darkies every time


They will get him on the beach though. He cant resist a sand castle and Ive sent Interpol his picture.





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userTracker
Posted: 14 September 2018 2:03 PM
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I love the moustache, reminds me of someone but can't think who, and perhaps Dave can explain what he is doing with his hands?

Edited by Tracker 2018-09-14 2:04 PM
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Posted: 14 September 2018 2:45 PM
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Lordy Dave always was a sucker for sand castles ... Rich is right whats he doing with his hands , looks kinda racist to me
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Posted: 14 September 2018 3:53 PM
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antony1969 - 2018-09-14 2:45 PM

Lordy Dave always was a sucker for sand castles ... Rich is right whats he doing with his hands , looks kinda racist to me


Its the not so secret Brexiteer hand signal they use to each other. He has got the hand shape right but your supposed to do it with one hand raised and waving backwards and forwards.

Like this. https://tinyurl.com/ydzbchpb
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Posted: 14 September 2018 5:34 PM
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antony1969 - 2018-09-14 2:45 PM

Lordy Dave always was a sucker for sand castles ... Rich is right whats he doing with his hands , looks kinda racist to me


Its the not so secret Brexiteer hand signal they use to each other. He has got the hand shape right but your supposed to do it with one hand raised and waving backwards and forwards.

Like this. https://tinyurl.com/ydzbchpb


Lordy ... Looks just like Bullet
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Posted: 14 September 2018 5:45 PM
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Perhaps he is checking the cockles he found in the sand are the right size to put in his cockle sack - as determined by the pre Brexit EU minions?

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Posted: 14 September 2018 5:53 PM
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Tracker - 2018-09-14 5:45 PM

Perhaps he is checking the cockles he found in the sand are the right size to put in his cockle sack - as determined by the pre Brexit EU minions?


I think your right Rich ... Daves winkle is defo EU regulation size according to Barry ... 50mm when fully cooked apparently ... Lordy
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Posted: 14 September 2018 5:58 PM
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That was a serious posting about cockle size, trust you to lower the tone with inuendo Antony, but at least it was not racist
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Posted: 14 September 2018 6:08 PM
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Tracker - 2018-09-14 5:58 PM

That was a serious posting about cockle size, trust you to lower the tone with inuendo Antony, but at least it was not racist


It prolly was a bit racist in the eyes of the permanently offended on here ... Im sure Daves cockle size is the required EU size whereas Barrys maggot which supposedly is used to tempt fruits of the sea is prolly way under size ... Oh dear
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Posted: 14 September 2018 6:25 PM
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<<< Been there and done that,when you apply for your UK licence you have to send in your French licence to the DVLA with your application. >>>

Hi,

That is the current siuation. You are only allowed to hold one EU licence. But two questions .... What happens if you exchange your UK licence for a USA licence, then return to the UK? Do you have to exchange your US licence for a UK licence? Or can you use your UK entitlement to apply for a UK licence?

What happens if you visit USA, and pass your test, without mentioning that you have a UK licence.

Many years ago, Stirling Moss was disqualified for changing lanes in one of the Thames tunnels. He needed a driving licence in order to be allowed to race. Not a problem ... he also held a USA licence (which would NOT have allowed him to drive on the road while disqualified)..

I have written to my MP about this, asking for a definitive answer from DVLA..

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Posted: 14 September 2018 6:53 PM
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W3526602 - 2018-09-14 6:25 PM

<<< Been there and done that,when you apply for your UK licence you have to send in your French licence to the DVLA with your application. >>>

Hi,

That is the current siuation. You are only allowed to hold one EU licence. But two questions .... What happens if you exchange your UK licence for a USA licence, then return to the UK? Do you have to exchange your US licence for a UK licence? Or can you use your UK entitlement to apply for a UK licence?

What happens if you visit USA, and pass your test, without mentioning that you have a UK licence.

Many years ago, Stirling Moss was disqualified for changing lanes in one of the Thames tunnels. He needed a driving licence in order to be allowed to race. Not a problem ... he also held a USA licence (which would NOT have allowed him to drive on the road while disqualified)..

I have written to my MP about this, asking for a definitive answer from DVLA..

You have to show you've been resident with a permanent address in UK for at least 185 days before you can exchange it but can drive up to 12 months on your foreign licence, after that you must apply for full UK one.

All explained here; https://www.gov.uk/exchange-foreign-driving-licence
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