BGD Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Those of you who are also members of Motorhomefun will doubtless already have come across these, as they were posted there by Papa Smurf, to whom I am endebted for their publication. I'll copy them here for others to read, as I think some of them are just inspired!!! ................................................................................................................... The WASHINGTON POST'S STYLE INVITATIONAL once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray painted very, very high. 7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. 10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 13. Glibido: All talk and no action. 14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. 18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and not a very nice person. (My favourite is number 16) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest caraprof Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Testiculating - waving your arms around whilst talking b*ll**ks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 you didn't drop the letter Frank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted October 1, 2007 Author Share Posted October 1, 2007 caraprof - 2007-10-01 10:34 PM Testiculating - waving your arms around whilst talking b*ll**ks. Very good one Frank - I actually burst out laughing when I read it just now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GJH Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 caraprof - 2007-10-01 10:34 PM Testiculating - waving your arms around whilst talking b*ll**ks. Consultant - Testiculator using Powerpoint. Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Negligent: (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. Flatulence: (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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