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Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times
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userMike Chapman
Posted: 17 December 2006 1:51 PM
Subject: Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times
 
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Have just received an advert for a book called "Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times" which includes the following:-

ASBO ASBO little law,
How we wonder what you're for,
Chavs and yobs who love to fight,
Terrorise us every night,
Toothless, useless, little law,
How we wonder what you're for.

On the streets with hoods and knives,
How they terrorise our lives,
Though they all should be in bed,
All you do is boost their cred,
ASBO, ASBO, can't you see,
YOU ARE AN ACCESSORY.

The book can be ordered at 0845 126 1014 or take a look on the website
www.randomhouse.co.uk.

Happy Christmas to you all,

Mike.
userFrank Wilkinson
Posted: 17 December 2006 3:08 PM
Subject: RE: Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times
 


I don't have any nursery rhymes, at least not any fit for a family site, but I do know a few neologisms.

My favourite is 'Testiculating' which means waving your arms around whilst talking b*ll*cks!

userMel B
Posted: 17 December 2006 8:06 PM
Subject: RE: Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times
 


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Is this anything like 'gassing' that was on the forum a while back .. the art form which male motorhomers do when gathered together, ie nattering!!!
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