Mike Chapman Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Have just received an advert for a book called "Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times" which includes the following:- ASBO ASBO little law, How we wonder what you're for, Chavs and yobs who love to fight, Terrorise us every night, Toothless, useless, little law, How we wonder what you're for. On the streets with hoods and knives, How they terrorise our lives, Though they all should be in bed, All you do is boost their cred, ASBO, ASBO, can't you see, YOU ARE AN ACCESSORY. The book can be ordered at 0845 126 1014 or take a look on the website www.randomhouse.co.uk. Happy Christmas to you all, Mike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Wilkinson Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 I don't have any nursery rhymes, at least not any fit for a family site, but I do know a few neologisms.My favourite is 'Testiculating' which means waving your arms around whilst talking b*ll*cks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Is this anything like 'gassing' that was on the forum a while back .. the art form which male motorhomers do when gathered together, ie nattering!!! (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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