Syd Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Funny Sayings and Quotes about Old Age "Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man." - Leon Trotsky "Few people know how to be old." - François de la Rochefoucauld "Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up." - John Wagner "I guess I don’t mind so much being old, as I mind being fat and old." - Peter Gabriel "Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten." - Anonymous "The spiritual eyesight improves as the physical eyesight declines." - Plato "Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you’re abroad, there’s nothing you can do." - Golda Meir "Old age takes away what we’ve inherited and gives us what we’ve earned." - Gerald Brenan "Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant’s outnumber your friends." - Ogden Nash "At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage." - Anonymous "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age." - Anonymous "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age." - Lucille Ball "Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man." - Leon Trotsky "The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been." - Madeleine L'Engle "Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative." - Maurice Chevalier "I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?" -Barry Cryer "As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two..." - Sir Norman Wisdom "Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle." - Bob Hope "There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it." - Patrick Moore "When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile." - George Burns "You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead." - John Mendoza "As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't." - Carrie Fisher "As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer." - Robert Quillen "People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body." - Geoffrey Parfitt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
602 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Hi, First sign is you forget to lift your zipper. Second sign is you forget to drop your zipper. 602 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spospe Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Everyone wants to live a long time, but no one wants to be old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
602 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Hi, Everybody will advise you about how to live longer. But it only adds a bit on the end, not in the middle. 602 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 602 - 2009-08-19 3:37 PM Hi, Everybody will advise you about how to live longer. But it only adds a bit on the end, not in the middle. 602 You may well find that the 'extra bit in the middle' grows naturally when you aren't watching! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyjim Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 When you are a kid, anybody over 21 isold. AS you get older everybody but you is old. we all want to go to heaven, but none of us want to die......... sunnyjim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightrider Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 602 - 2009-08-19 5:28 AM Hi, First sign is you forget to lift your zipper. Second sign is you forget to drop your zipper. 602 Or when you catch your 'thingy' in your zipper (ouch) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightrider Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Old age is when you say to yourself why the heck did I start that job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROON Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 What job? Can't remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 ...... and the lesson for us all ( including the young) is to vote for people who will take good care of the elderly ! 'cos that's on all our interests eventually. :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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