Rugby World Cup - Pre-Match Rituals.

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Press Release

 

International Rugby Board (IRB) Rugby World Cup 2007.

 

 

 

 

Following complaints to the IRB about the All Blacks being allowed to motivate themselves by performing the ‘Haka’ before their games,

other nations were asked to suggest pre-match rituals of their own.

The IRB Rugby World Cup 2007 Organizing Committee has now agreed

to the following pre-match displays:

 

1) The England team will chat about the weather, wave hankies in the air and attach bells to their ankles before moaning about

how they invented the game and gave it to the world, but no one appreciates them.

 

2) The Scotland team will chant “You lookin’ at me Jimmy?” before each of them smash a bottle of beer over their opponents’ heads.

 

3) The Ireland team will split into two, with the Southern half performing a Riverdance, while the Northerners march the Traditional

route from their dressing room to the pitch, via their opponents dressing room.

 

4) Unfortunately the Committee was unable to accept the Welsh proposal to form a choir and sing Tom Jones ’“It’s Not Unusual” whilst digging a mine-shaft under the posts.

 

5) Argentina will unexpectedly invade a small part of opposition territory, claim it as their own “Las In-Goals-Areas” and have to be

forcibly removed by the match stewards.

 

6) Two members of the South African team will claim to be more important than the other 13 whom they will imprison between the posts.These two will then go about selecting the best parts of the pitch to settle on and claim that they have been there for centuries.

 

7) The Americans will not attend at all until almost full time. But in future years they will amend the records to show that they were in fact the most important team in the tournament and Hollywood will make a blockbuster film called ‘Saving Flanker Ryan’.

 

8) Five of the Canadian team will sing La Marseillaise and hold the rest of the team to ransom.

 

9) The Italian team will arrive in Armani gear, sexually harass the female officials and then prepare pasta dishes, which they will flog to the crowd for a fortune.

 

10) The Japanese will shock fans buy demonstrating how to capture a whale for scientific research by harpooning an opposition prop.

 

11) The French won’t have a pre-match display and will simply stay and hide in fear in the dressing room for the whole match.

 

12) The Australians will have a BBQ on their side of the field and invite the opposition over before the game. The food and alcohol will be in abundance and by the start of the game no-one will remember what they came to the stadium for. After some streaking, the singing of dirty songs and the occasional chunder everyone will go home thoroughly convinced it was a bloody good night.

 

13) The Moroccan team will quietly pray during the first half and then launch suicide attacks against the opposition after the break. Unfortunately, this strategy works well for the first game only, after which Morocco is forced to withdraw from the Rugby World Cup due to lack of players.

 

14) Samoa will prepare a huge feast in the middle of the pitch by digging a large hole and filling it with burning embers. They will invite the opposition over by saying, “We’d like to have you for dinner”. It’s only when the opposition get to the pit that they will realize that they are the dinner.

 

 

 

Hopefully, with these policies now in place, further problems is this area of the game should cease to exists.

 

Regards,

Syd Miller

IRB Chairman.

 

 

THE INTERNATIONAL RUGBY BOARD

Huguenot House 35-38 St Stephen’s Green Dublin 2 Ireland

Tel: 00 353 1 240 9200 • FAX: 00 353 1 240 9201

 

 

 

 

 

[J9withdogs]

Brilliant Bruce!

 

I'm just about to settle down BEHIND the sofa to watch the England/Aussie match (lol)

[J9withdogs]

Wooooo - hooooooo!!!

 

Got no nails left and the dogs are fed-up with me jumping up and screaming at the television, but WE BEAT THE AUSSIES AGAIN (lol) (lol)

[Mick H.]

From Wallabees to Wannabees

 

 

Mick H.

[Ralph]

J9withdogs - 2007-10-06 3:45 PM

 

Wooooo - hooooooo!!!

 

Got no nails left and the dogs are fed-up with me jumping up and screaming at the television, but WE BEAT THE AUSSIES AGAIN (lol) (lol)

 

Feels like a final doesn't it :-D :-D :-D

 

 

[Mike Parke]

Aw strewth Blue, the cobbers did their best against the old country y'know. Will someone pass me another 4x??

 

Only joking! Did not see game due to 'grandchildren pressure' but pleased England qualified for semi's after what has, up to now, not been the best of their showings.

 

Regards, Mike.

[J9withdogs]

It is just so stressful - I thought we were about to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

 

I actually missed Jonny's kick in the final 4 years ago because I couldn't stand to watch it anymore.

 

Seem to remember it made the repeats about 6 million times (lol) (lol)

[Ralph]

I know it's only 1/4 finals and we have no call to crow but to beat the Aussies always feels good :-D

In 1995 RWC we beat them in South Africa and I remember then thinking that we didn't need to get to the finals, we had already beaten Oz. Just as well really 'cos we got beat in the semis :-S

A couple of years ago I went to Twickenham and watched England beat the Aussies too so it's becoming a fine old tradition...

 

 

[Mike Parke]

Just watched a fine victory for France against New Zealand. Semi final England v France should be interesting!!! No matter what you feel about the French it has been a good day for Northern Hemisphere rugby!

 

Regards, Mike.