Guest JudgeMental Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. Feeling 'young' , we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image. Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedos and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Mini skirts and varicose veins 12. Inline skates and a zimmer And, Most importantly At some point you have to give up the 'DAISYDUKE' shorts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordThornber Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Is that Howie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JudgeMental Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 LordThornber - 2009-05-19 10:22 AM Is that Howie? Probably or Roon?........it was a random shot taken at peterborough :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick H. Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 One of the joys of being 'older' is that you can wear what you like and it's put down to excentricity, or senility. What some younger people put it down to I dread to think. Mick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordThornber Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 JudgeMental - 2009-05-19 10:33 AM LordThornber - 2009-05-19 10:22 AM Is that Howie? Probably or Roon?........it was a random shot taken at peterborough :-D Eddie, methinks you and I had better start sharpening our diplomacy skills. B******s :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadjo Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 whats is she showing the guy in the photo and why is he looking!!!! puts me off me dinner to think!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 LordThornber - 2009-05-19 10:42 AM JudgeMental - 2009-05-19 10:33 AM LordThornber - 2009-05-19 10:22 AM Is that Howie? Probably or Roon?........it was a random shot taken at peterborough :-D Eddie, methinks you and I had better start sharpening our diplomacy skills. B******s :D :D Methinks one will need more than diplomacy skills when Joy claps her eyes on this one. Don,t mind a laugh, but you pair have really plumbed the depths of poor taste by not only (without permission I presume) showing a photo of Joy that shows her in a truly unflattering light, but then compounding your folly by passing shameful comments on her dress sense. Sorry lads, but whatever Joy has to say on this matter will have my full and unqualified support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Yawn.....I posted this one weeks ago! :D LINK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JudgeMental Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 howie - 2009-05-19 11:57 AM LordThornber - 2009-05-19 10:42 AM JudgeMental - 2009-05-19 10:33 AM LordThornber - 2009-05-19 10:22 AM Is that Howie? Probably or Roon?........it was a random shot taken at peterborough :-D Eddie, methinks you and I had better start sharpening our diplomacy skills. B******s :D :D Methinks one will need more than diplomacy skills when Joy claps her eyes on this one. Don,t mind a laugh, but you pair have really plumbed the depths of poor taste by not only (without permission I presume) showing a photo of Joy that shows her in a truly unflattering light, but then compounding your folly by passing shameful comments on her dress sense. Sorry lads, but whatever Joy has to say on this matter will have my full and unqualified support. smoke & mirrors Howie...........Come on we know its you! sorry about that Jannine it must have been whilst on hols......just had a look and Joy kinda admits its her good self? I am confused now...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Yup ...it's Joy flashing her boobs at Clive, taken at Malvern last year, :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 J9withdogs - 2009-05-19 5:52 PM Yawn.....I posted this one weeks ago! :D LINK Yup, and Eddie will have to get out of bed a lot earlier if he's going catch you Janine. Still remember how long it took you to find out where the survivors of the Titanic were buried. 1 min. and 29secs. Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Methinks you and Eddie might be joining them Howie ... Martyn too!!! >:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 howie - 2009-05-19 6:39 PM J9withdogs - 2009-05-19 5:52 PM Yawn.....I posted this one weeks ago! :D LINK Yup, and Eddie will have to get out of bed a lot earlier if he's going catch you Janine. Still remember how long it took you to find out where the survivors of the Titanic were buried. 1 min. and 29secs. Awesome. Methinks yown crossed with an effalump, Howie. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Mel B - 2009-05-19 6:51 PM Methinks you and Eddie might be joining them Howie ... Martyn too!!! >:-) Psst, Janine. Tell Mel where the survivors of the Titanic are buried. I hav,nt got the heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 howie - 2009-05-19 7:09 PM Mel B - 2009-05-19 6:51 PM Methinks you and Eddie might be joining them Howie ... Martyn too!!! >:-) Psst, Janine. Tell Mel where the survivors of the Titanic are buried. I hav,nt got the heart. My lips are sealed, you old goat :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 howie - 2009-05-19 7:09 PM Mel B - 2009-05-19 6:51 PM Methinks you and Eddie might be joining them Howie ... Martyn too!!! >:-) Psst, Janine. Tell Mel where the survivors of the Titanic are buried. I hav,nt got the heart. No need Howie, its been so many years now since they survived they are probably all now buried somewhere ... unless there are any survivors still living of course! I'm sure Janine knows exactly where ALL of the survivors of the Titanic are buried as she's such a bright girl!!!! Now, all we need to do is just pick the spot where one of them is buried and plant you, Martyn and Eddie there. >:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 You can bet they'd all come up smelling of roses, Mel :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordThornber Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 J9withdogs - 2009-05-19 10:22 PM You can bet they'd all come up smelling of roses, Mel :D Funny you should say that Janine, my Mother's said that about me all my life, however on this occasion...gulp 8-) Martyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Who gives a toss Martyn. Let them threaten us all they want, but the bottom line is that we can insult them to our hearts content safe in the knowledge that we have 'internet anonymity' to protect us at all times. 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I think that Martyn sounds much older than he looks *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordThornber Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 J9withdogs - 2009-05-20 6:14 PM I think that Martyn sounds much older than he looks *-) I haven't a b****y clue how to take that comment Janine 8-) Age Concerned.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Just one word Martyn with reference to roses and all ... it begins with a 'B'! .... .... .... Botox!!! :D Now go scrub your naughty mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I think you,ve just been paid a compliment Martyn. (said the spider to the fly). :-S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordThornber Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 howie - 2009-05-20 6:47 PM I think you,ve just been paid a compliment Martyn. (said the spider to the fly). :-S By Mel or Janine Howie, or both perhaps? Either way I'm not complaining.. thankyou girls if indeed that's what it was. Gotta go, I'm feeling a bit flush - with embarrassment :D Richard Gere's Brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROON Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 OOOIIIIIY..... You cheeky lot! Just got back from visiting my daughter down in Bristol and had a birthday whilst down there so feeling really old and grumpy.... only to have you lot confirm I am!!!!! Judge! There's many a good tune played on an old fiddle ...... I can fiddle as good as the rest of em.... Waiting opportunity now to get my own back on you all...... everything comes to those who wait. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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