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Ah! Thought that would get your attention :-D

 

But seriously, I came home from work and found this burglar breaking into the shed I keep my MH in. That was 5 hours ago and I'm still debating whether or not to call the Police.

Advice please......

 

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Man sees burglar breaking into his shed. Phones Police.

Police Receptionsist says "sorry, having to prioritise calls, no-one available at the moment to attend."

 

Man phones back 1 minute later, says "you can cancel that urgent call, it's OK as I've shot the burglar".

 

Within 2 minutes there are 3 squad cars screaming up to the guys house.

Burglar is apprehended as he runs away from shed.

Police Sergeant goes up to householder, clearly very angry, and says " I thought you said you'd shot the burglar!"

Householder calmly replies "And I thought you said there were no Police available to attend the burglary".

 

 

 

 

 

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J9withdogs - 2007-12-05 11:44 PM

 

Thought you'd been banned, Peter? :D

So did I. As when I tried to log on, it said frozen. But it was the CMOS battery in my laptop was gone and it was showing the wrong system time. Which screwed everything up. Still, you'll be glad to see I'm back now. :D
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parkmoy - 2007-12-06 3:24 PM

 

You lot must be able to see something I can't but if the picture offends anyone I apologise and I'm prepared to remove it. Just let me know.

 

If anyone is offended by a bit of 'cheeky' humour then they have my sympathy!

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horse444 - 2007-12-06 3:38 PM

 

:$ are u all not getting it wronge or maybe its me, but what u see is part of her cheese cutters, commonly known as 'G' string pants. I'm definately not offended, its nice to have fun. ;-)

 

 

 

Horse - you are looking in entirely the wrong place, you pervy thing.

 

It's her HEELS that everyone is gawping at! Her unusually pink heels!!

 

 

 

B-)

 

 

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BGD - 2007-12-06 5:02 PM

 

Horse - you are looking in entirely the wrong place, you pervy thing.

 

It's her HEELS that everyone is gawping at! Her unusually pink heels!!

 

 

Like many others Bruce - I never noticed her heels!

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