Guest JudgeMental Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA Cup Final, the biggest sporting event of the year, and not use it?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?" The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick H. Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Now, there's a man who really appreciates footie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I('d rather be Fly fishing in Scotland. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul- Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 peter - 2009-05-14 9:50 PM I('d rather be Fly fishing in Scotland. :D so would I ;-) we use cl next to the tweed & a mile of fly fishing is included in the price & its so much better than watching football........(?) to save all the arguing on the pitch why don't they have a ball each *-) Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Some have two. Not too sure that Beckham and Ronaldo have any at all though. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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