michele Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 A Banbury senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark lambert Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 just read your policeman joke,20th dec, very funny!! I see that you reply to alot of messages with a great sense of humour, it will be good to read some more in the future, keep it up michelle! As a newbie i didn't realise this monthly mag could be so useful, i'm glad i signed up spk soon mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted January 8, 2007 Author Share Posted January 8, 2007 Thankyou My dear Ch Mark, Just goes to show I am appreciated sometimes :$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 And how much did you have to pay him Michele (lol) (lol) (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted January 8, 2007 Author Share Posted January 8, 2007 Honestly Mel Never met the Guy unless it was in a previous life ... Trust you (lol) (lol) ;-) ;-) ;-) Your quick off the mark young lady . At picking up a complement first Iv'e ever had . God I wished a few more like him would sign in I noticed with the sexy photo of the french brigade He he ;-) :$ :$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark lambert Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 michele - 2007-01-08 8:56 PM Honestly Mel Never met the Guy unless it was in a previous life ... Trust you (lol) (lol) ;-) ;-) ;-) Your quick off the mark young lady . At picking up a complement first Iv'e ever had . God I wished a few more like him would sign in I noticed with the sexy photo of the french brigade He he ;-) :$ :$ unfortunately mish i'm one of these people that still use those cameras with a film in , when i buy myself a digi camera i suppose i will have to put my pic on, oh i like the photo! oh! ,thats another compliment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark lambert Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 michele - 2007-01-08 8:56 PM Honestly Mel Never met the Guy unless it was in a previous life ... Trust you (lol) (lol) ;-) ;-) ;-) Your quick off the mark young lady . At picking up a complement first Iv'e ever had . God I wished a few more like him would sign in I noticed with the sexy photo of the french brigade He he ;-) :$ :$ unfortunately mish i'm one of these people that still use those cameras with a film in , when i buy myself a digi camera i suppose i will have to put my pic on, oh i like the photo! oh! ,thats another compliment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted January 14, 2007 Author Share Posted January 14, 2007 Thank you Mark , How sweet of you keep em coming cheque is in the post sweetie ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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