Guest JudgeMental Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You b*****ds who want off, get the f**k off now, cause we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on, get the f**k on, cause we're going down the tracks'. The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.' Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumedplaying with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, 'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.' She hears the little boy continue, 'For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.' As the mother began to smile, the child added.......... 'For those of you who are p*ssed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bi**h in the kitchen.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohgrandma Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 (lol) You are a naughty Judge, and your punishment will be 2 weeks At a Holiday camp of your choice, (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JudgeMental Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 ohgrandma - 2008-08-20 1:05 PM (lol) You are a naughty Judge, and your punishment will be 2 weeks At a Holiday camp of your choice, (lol) OK I except my punishment Mmmm.......let me think...got it! September please and there are 4 of us http://www.hillsidebeachclub.com/main.php?sLang=EN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROON Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 :D :D Oh we have missed you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JudgeMental Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 ROON - 2008-08-20 1:36 PM :D :D Oh we have missed you... Babe...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohgrandma Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Signed, Sealed, and key at reception, ps and may it rain all the time (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Way2Go Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I think you should go to your room for 2 hours Judge . . . . . . . . . .Nah, it was a great story and I really laughed out loud. Nice one :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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