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"So congratulations you wanted Boris Johnson as PM

 

Please don’t celebrate too much though as you have work to do. You see us remoaners have spent three and a half years now telling you brexit was wrong but we’ve finally and completely lost. So, it’s over to you leavers. You need to get yourselves into gear to make it work. We need to see some of these benefits you’ve been able to see yet unable to properly articulate since 2016.

 

I hope you don’t mind but I’ve taken the liberty of writing a to do list for you.

 

1. Get brexit done please. When we say done we mean as promised so we’ll be looking for trade deals with the EU, Japan, Australia and Canada etc. In fact there’s about 40 deals covering 70 countries that need to be done please. Also with the US that doesn’t involve the nhs or chlorine. We want what you promised us. That was that we’d be no worse off than when we were an EU member. You need to crack on as this was promised by the end of Jan. You have seven weeks.

 

2. The nhs. We want the cash that was promised please. £350 million per week is about 72000 nurses so please get recruiting. This is important.

 

3. Scotland. Ok so these guys were promised they would remain in the EU if they remained in the UK. They’re pretty p*ssed. In fact they’ve voted almost exclusively for the SNP so they might want to leave. Equally you said the UK wouldn’t split so you’ll need to both grant Scotland its independence and keep it as part of the United Kingdom. Good luck squaring this circle. NB. This is urgent.

 

4. Northern Ireland. Oookay then. You’ve really buggered this one up. There’s a chance they could look to reunify with the republic now because they didn’t want to brexit. Regardles you’ve caused instability there where we and they can least afford it. NB. This is also urgent.

 

5. The economy. Johnson keeps talking about unleashing the potential of the country. We need to see this soon if possible. We don’t want to see the downturn that “project fear” predicted. We don’t want to be poorer. We don’t want to lose out.

 

6. You’ll also need to “bring the country back together”. This might be tricky as a lot of people seem to be really really angry with each other.

 

That’s as far as I’ve got. Should keep you busy. So go and get all British about things.

 

Roll up your sleeves, pull your socks up, dig deep and deliver what you promised.

 

And remember if you fail to deliver any if this it’s on you, brexit and Tory voters. You wanted this so badly and now you have it. We honestly hope we’re wrong and that you can make a success of this but if you can’t then we will forever tell you that we told you so.”

 

 

 

 

 

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40 new hospitals too.....though Johnsons 'promise' is more of a bribe than anything. On condition they get a second term in office.

 

The six planned to deliver are not even new at all but refurbs of existing hospitals.....and that's over a five year term of office. Not off to a good start at all really. Just plastering over a multitude of cracks and hoping they can pass off a bodge job as "new" to the proles :-|

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/boris-johnsons-40-new-hospitals-20327320

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Fast Pat - 2019-12-14 9:32 PM

 

"So congratulations you wanted Boris Johnson as PM

 

Please don’t celebrate too much though as you have work to do. You see us remoaners have spent three and a half years now telling you brexit was wrong but we’ve finally and completely lost. So, it’s over to you leavers. You need to get yourselves into gear to make it work. We need to see some of these benefits you’ve been able to see yet unable to properly articulate since 2016.

 

I hope you don’t mind but I’ve taken the liberty of writing a to do list for you.

 

1. Get brexit done please. When we say done we mean as promised so we’ll be looking for trade deals with the EU, Japan, Australia and Canada etc. In fact there’s about 40 deals covering 70 countries that need to be done please. Also with the US that doesn’t involve the nhs or chlorine. We want what you promised us. That was that we’d be no worse off than when we were an EU member. You need to crack on as this was promised by the end of Jan. You have seven weeks.

 

2. The nhs. We want the cash that was promised please. £350 million per week is about 72000 nurses so please get recruiting. This is important.

 

3. Scotland. Ok so these guys were promised they would remain in the EU if they remained in the UK. They’re pretty p*ssed. In fact they’ve voted almost exclusively for the SNP so they might want to leave. Equally you said the UK wouldn’t split so you’ll need to both grant Scotland its independence and keep it as part of the United Kingdom. Good luck squaring this circle. NB. This is urgent.

 

4. Northern Ireland. Oookay then. You’ve really buggered this one up. There’s a chance they could look to reunify with the republic now because they didn’t want to brexit. Regardles you’ve caused instability there where we and they can least afford it. NB. This is also urgent.

 

5. The economy. Johnson keeps talking about unleashing the potential of the country. We need to see this soon if possible. We don’t want to see the downturn that “project fear” predicted. We don’t want to be poorer. We don’t want to lose out.

 

6. You’ll also need to “bring the country back together”. This might be tricky as a lot of people seem to be really really angry with each other.

 

That’s as far as I’ve got. Should keep you busy. So go and get all British about things.

 

Roll up your sleeves, pull your socks up, dig deep and deliver what you promised.

 

And remember if you fail to deliver any if this it’s on you, brexit and Tory voters. You wanted this so badly and now you have it. We honestly hope we’re wrong and that you can make a success of this but if you can’t then we will forever tell you that we told you so.”

 

 

 

 

 

I've not been on here for a while and have resisted the opportunity to gloat after seeing the evils of socialism averted and the dim terrorist appeaser consigned to the cesspit of history. However, I cannot resist pointing out once again that you are a typical hard-left liar and have, once more, plagiarised someone much more articulate and more intelligent than you and tried to pass it off as your own.

 

You really are a disgusting fraud.

 

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1205763828555886592.html

 

 

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FunsterJohn - 2019-12-14 11:37 PM

 

Fast Pat - 2019-12-14 9:32 PM

 

"So congratulations you wanted Boris Johnson as PM

 

Please don’t celebrate too much though as you have work to do. You see us remoaners have spent three and a half years now telling you brexit was wrong but we’ve finally and completely lost. So, it’s over to you leavers. You need to get yourselves into gear to make it work. We need to see some of these benefits you’ve been able to see yet unable to properly articulate since 2016.

 

I hope you don’t mind but I’ve taken the liberty of writing a to do list for you.

 

1. Get brexit done please. When we say done we mean as promised so we’ll be looking for trade deals with the EU, Japan, Australia and Canada etc. In fact there’s about 40 deals covering 70 countries that need to be done please. Also with the US that doesn’t involve the nhs or chlorine. We want what you promised us. That was that we’d be no worse off than when we were an EU member. You need to crack on as this was promised by the end of Jan. You have seven weeks.

 

2. The nhs. We want the cash that was promised please. £350 million per week is about 72000 nurses so please get recruiting. This is important.

 

3. Scotland. Ok so these guys were promised they would remain in the EU if they remained in the UK. They’re pretty p*ssed. In fact they’ve voted almost exclusively for the SNP so they might want to leave. Equally you said the UK wouldn’t split so you’ll need to both grant Scotland its independence and keep it as part of the United Kingdom. Good luck squaring this circle. NB. This is urgent.

 

4. Northern Ireland. Oookay then. You’ve really buggered this one up. There’s a chance they could look to reunify with the republic now because they didn’t want to brexit. Regardles you’ve caused instability there where we and they can least afford it. NB. This is also urgent.

 

5. The economy. Johnson keeps talking about unleashing the potential of the country. We need to see this soon if possible. We don’t want to see the downturn that “project fear” predicted. We don’t want to be poorer. We don’t want to lose out.

 

6. You’ll also need to “bring the country back together”. This might be tricky as a lot of people seem to be really really angry with each other.

 

That’s as far as I’ve got. Should keep you busy. So go and get all British about things.

 

Roll up your sleeves, pull your socks up, dig deep and deliver what you promised.

 

And remember if you fail to deliver any if this it’s on you, brexit and Tory voters. You wanted this so badly and now you have it. We honestly hope we’re wrong and that you can make a success of this but if you can’t then we will forever tell you that we told you so.”

 

 

 

 

 

I've not been on here for a while and have resisted the opportunity to gloat after seeing the evils of socialism averted and the dim terrorist appeaser consigned to the cesspit of history. However, I cannot resist pointing out once again that you are a typical hard-left liar and have, once more, plagiarised someone much more articulate and more intelligent than you and tried to pass it off as your own.

 

You really are a disgusting fraud.

 

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1205763828555886592.html

 

 

 

 

Did they not teach you about quotation marks then?

 

The post is all over Twitter and Facebook and who originally wrote it is not given, just "from a friends feed / page", hence why I didn't credit the original author. Indeed even your own link offers a suggested author - its not the original article.

 

So feel free to gloat away whilst you can because there are a cast of millions ready to tell you "we told you so" when this all goes pear shaped and the promises outlined in the initial post aren't delivered.

 

 

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FunsterJohn - 2019-12-14 11:37 PM

 

the evils of socialism averted and the dim terrorist appeaser

 

 

I believe this was why Labour lost.

Jeremy Corbyn tried talking to "Terrorists" to avoid more catastrophic wars. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/sep/08/britains-secret-wars-oman As Winston Churchill said "Jaw Jaw is better than War, War" (Please note the quotation marks Funster John!!!!)

The Tory media effectively said Jeremy Corbyn was disrespecting our sevicemen by trying to save their lives. And their Old, White, Angry & Ignorant voters soaked it all up. :-S

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Oh and the evils of Socialism have not been averted.

Far from it.

We will have more Tory Socialism for the Rich - like their interventions in the housing market restricting supply with planning constraints whilst stoking up demand with taxpayer funded subsidies, to push up prices for £billionaire landlords, and exacerbate the housing crisis for the poor.

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John52 - 2019-12-15 7:05 AM

 

FunsterJohn - 2019-12-14 11:37 PM

 

the evils of socialism averted and the dim terrorist appeaser

 

 

I believe this was why Labour lost.

Jeremy Corbyn tried talking to "Terrorists" to avoid more catastrophic wars. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/sep/08/britains-secret-wars-oman As Winston Churchill said "Jaw Jaw is better than War, War" (Please note the quotation marks Funster John!!!!)

The Tory media effectively said Jeremy Corbyn was disrespecting our sevicemen by trying to save their lives. And their Old, White, Angry & Ignorant voters soaked it all up. :-S

 

Labour lost the election because of "The Tory media" and their "old , White , Angry & Ignorant voters" ... A little tip for ya , you and your lot will never win another election if you carry on blaming the media and basically calling voters thick and racist ... You might wanna learn that lesson pretty quick or carry on losing

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John52 - 2019-12-15 7:08 AM

 

Oh and the evils of Socialism have not been averted.

Far from it.

We will have more Tory Socialism for the Rich - like their interventions in the housing market restricting supply with planning constraints whilst stoking up demand with taxpayer funded subsidies, to push up prices for £billionaire landlords, and exacerbate the housing crisis for the poor.

 

Youve already been shown previously house building is booming ... Yawn

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Fast Pat - 2019-12-14 8:32 PM

"3. Scotland. Ok so these guys were promised they would remain in the EU if they remained in the UK. They’re pretty p*ssed. In fact they’ve voted almost exclusively for the SNP so they might want to leave. Equally you said the UK wouldn’t split so you’ll need to both grant Scotland its independence and keep it as part of the United Kingdom. Good luck squaring this circle. NB. This is urgent. "

 

Actually BoJo might manage that one by switching the English Taxpayer funded bribes from the DUP to Scotland. On top of what we already have. And Some more too. Showering Scotland with English taxpayer's money to keep us in the UK. And the Mad Hatter is calling me the Loser (lol)

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Birdbrain - 2019-12-15 7:17 AM

 

John52 - 2019-12-15 7:08 AM

 

Oh and the evils of Socialism have not been averted.

Far from it.

We will have more Tory Socialism for the Rich - like their interventions in the housing market restricting supply with planning constraints whilst stoking up demand with taxpayer funded subsidies, to push up prices for £billionaire landlords, and exacerbate the housing crisis for the poor.

 

Youve already been shown previously house building is booming ... Yawn

 

You've already been shown previously that England is not building enough housing - as if it isn't obvious from house prices. Yawn.

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John52 - 2019-12-15 7:20 AM

 

Fast Pat - 2019-12-14 8:32 PM

"3. Scotland. Ok so these guys were promised they would remain in the EU if they remained in the UK. They’re pretty p*ssed. In fact they’ve voted almost exclusively for the SNP so they might want to leave. Equally you said the UK wouldn’t split so you’ll need to both grant Scotland its independence and keep it as part of the United Kingdom. Good luck squaring this circle. NB. This is urgent. "

 

Actually BoJo might manage that one by switching the English Taxpayer funded bribes from the DUP to Scotland. On top of what we already have. And Some more too. Showering Scotland with English taxpayer's money to keep us in the UK. And the Mad Hatter is calling me the Loser (lol)

 

Your falling for FlacidParts lies ... His Hollywood claim of "they've voted almost exclusively for the SNP" is an utter lie ... Scotland voted over 50% for parties who want to protect the union , if thats "almost exclusively" in old Flacids eyes then kinda says more about him/her/it doesnt it

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John52 - 2019-12-15 7:24 AM

 

Birdbrain - 2019-12-15 7:17 AM

 

John52 - 2019-12-15 7:08 AM

 

Oh and the evils of Socialism have not been averted.

Far from it.

We will have more Tory Socialism for the Rich - like their interventions in the housing market restricting supply with planning constraints whilst stoking up demand with taxpayer funded subsidies, to push up prices for £billionaire landlords, and exacerbate the housing crisis for the poor.

 

Youve already been shown previously house building is booming ... Yawn

 

 

 

You've already been shown previously that England is not building enough housing - as if it isn't obvious from house prices. Yawn.

 

You mean that Guardian link you posted dated before the Guardian link I posted telling of a building boom ... Im with ya princess

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John52 - 2019-12-15 7:08 AM

 

Oh and the evils of Socialism have not been averted.

Far from it.

We will have more Tory Socialism for the Rich - like their interventions in the housing market restricting supply with planning constraints whilst stoking up demand with taxpayer funded subsidies, to push up prices for £billionaire landlords, and exacerbate the housing crisis for the poor.

 

2,000 new homes to start being built around Taunton, hundreds being built around Yeovil.....can’t be the only places in the country.

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Birdbrain - 2019-12-15 7:35 AM

 

John52 - 2019-12-15 7:24 AM

 

Birdbrain - 2019-12-15 7:17 AM

 

John52 - 2019-12-15 7:08 AM

 

Oh and the evils of Socialism have not been averted.

Far from it.

We will have more Tory Socialism for the Rich - like their interventions in the housing market restricting supply with planning constraints whilst stoking up demand with taxpayer funded subsidies, to push up prices for £billionaire landlords, and exacerbate the housing crisis for the poor.

 

Youve already been shown previously house building is booming ... Yawn

 

 

 

You've already been shown previously that England is not building enough housing - as if it isn't obvious from house prices. Yawn.

 

You mean that Guardian link you posted dated before the Guardian link I posted telling of a building boom ... Im with ya princess

 

I meant what I said - house prices.

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jumpstart - 2019-12-15 7:50 AM

 

John52 - 2019-12-15 7:08 AM

 

Oh and the evils of Socialism have not been averted.

Far from it.

We will have more Tory Socialism for the Rich - like their interventions in the housing market restricting supply with planning constraints whilst stoking up demand with taxpayer funded subsidies, to push up prices for £billionaire landlords, and exacerbate the housing crisis for the poor.

 

2,000 new homes to start being built around Taunton, hundreds being built around Yeovil.....can’t be the only places in the country.

 

Believe it when you see it, otherwise its worth no more than a BoJo promise.

And it still isn't enough to make up for the lack of housebuilding since since the Tories started gerrymandering our public owned housing for a fraction of its value.

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Birdbrain - 2019-12-15 7:28 AM

 

John52 - 2019-12-15 7:20 AM

 

Fast Pat - 2019-12-14 8:32 PM

"3. Scotland. Ok so these guys were promised they would remain in the EU if they remained in the UK. They’re pretty p*ssed. In fact they’ve voted almost exclusively for the SNP so they might want to leave. Equally you said the UK wouldn’t split so you’ll need to both grant Scotland its independence and keep it as part of the United Kingdom. Good luck squaring this circle. NB. This is urgent. "

 

Actually BoJo might manage that one by switching the English Taxpayer funded bribes from the DUP to Scotland. On top of what we already have. And Some more too. Showering Scotland with English taxpayer's money to keep us in the UK. And the Mad Hatter is calling me the Loser (lol)

 

Your falling for FlacidParts lies ... His Hollywood claim of "they've voted almost exclusively for the SNP" is an utter lie ... Scotland voted over 50% for parties who want to protect the union , if thats "almost exclusively" in old Flacids eyes then kinda says more about him/her/it doesnt it

 

Yes of course as long as the Tories keep giving us "Losers" more of your English Taxpayer's money :D

PS: Please note the quotation marks Funster John.

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John52 - 2019-12-15 7:56 AM

 

jumpstart - 2019-12-15 7:50 AM

 

John52 - 2019-12-15 7:08 AM

 

Oh and the evils of Socialism have not been averted.

Far from it.

We will have more Tory Socialism for the Rich - like their interventions in the housing market restricting supply with planning constraints whilst stoking up demand with taxpayer funded subsidies, to push up prices for £billionaire landlords, and exacerbate the housing crisis for the poor.

 

2,000 new homes to start being built around Taunton, hundreds being built around Yeovil.....can’t be the only places in the country.

 

Believe it when you see it, otherwise its worth no more than a BoJo promise.

And it still isn't enough to make up for the lack of housebuilding since since the Tories started gerrymandering our public owned housing for a fraction of its value.

 

It’s started. In Taunton it’s already just begun,in Yeovil hundreds have been completed over the last year or so and several hundred are in construction phase. So believe it. Exeter loads of new build,Dorchester, Froome,Shepton Mallet......can’t be the only places in the country.

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Fast Pat - 2019-12-14 8:32 PM

 

"So congratulations you wanted Boris Johnson as PM

 

Please don’t celebrate too much though as you have work to do. You see us remoaners have spent three and a half years now telling you brexit was wrong but we’ve finally and completely lost. So, it’s over to you leavers. You need to get yourselves into gear to make it work. We need to see some of these benefits you’ve been able to see yet unable to properly articulate since 2016.

 

I hope you don’t mind but I’ve taken the liberty of writing a to do list for you.

 

1. Get brexit done please. When we say done we mean as promised so we’ll be looking for trade deals with the EU, Japan, Australia and Canada etc. In fact there’s about 40 deals covering 70 countries that need to be done please. Also with the US that doesn’t involve the nhs or chlorine. We want what you promised us. That was that we’d be no worse off than when we were an EU member. You need to crack on as this was promised by the end of Jan. You have seven weeks.

 

2. The nhs. We want the cash that was promised please. £350 million per week is about 72000 nurses so please get recruiting. This is important.

 

3. Scotland. Ok so these guys were promised they would remain in the EU if they remained in the UK. They’re pretty p*ssed. In fact they’ve voted almost exclusively for the SNP so they might want to leave. Equally you said the UK wouldn’t split so you’ll need to both grant Scotland its independence and keep it as part of the United Kingdom. Good luck squaring this circle. NB. This is urgent.

 

4. Northern Ireland. Oookay then. You’ve really buggered this one up. There’s a chance they could look to reunify with the republic now because they didn’t want to brexit. Regardles you’ve caused instability there where we and they can least afford it. NB. This is also urgent.

 

5. The economy. Johnson keeps talking about unleashing the potential of the country. We need to see this soon if possible. We don’t want to see the downturn that “project fear” predicted. We don’t want to be poorer. We don’t want to lose out.

 

6. You’ll also need to “bring the country back together”. This might be tricky as a lot of people seem to be really really angry with each other.

 

That’s as far as I’ve got. Should keep you busy. So go and get all British about things.

 

Roll up your sleeves, pull your socks up, dig deep and deliver what you promised.

 

And remember if you fail to deliver any if this it’s on you, brexit and Tory voters. You wanted this so badly and now you have it. We honestly hope we’re wrong and that you can make a success of this but if you can’t then we will forever tell you that we told you so.”

 

 

 

 

 

Guffaw (lol) (lol) (lol) ...............

 

It's not gonna be a very merry Christmas for our resident Loser Brigade :D .........

 

Especially as reality sinks in that Boris has won the largest Tory majority since Maggie B-) ........

 

The Tories were then in power from 1979 to 1997 >:-) .........

 

Its a possibility that many of us on here will not live long enough to see another Labour government 8-) :D .........

 

 

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John52 - 2019-12-15 8:57 AM

 

pelmetman - 2019-12-15 8:35 AM

 

Its a possibility that many of us on here will not live long enough to see another Labour government 8-) :D .........

 

 

With BoJo & Trump running the NHS you may be right :-S

 

I fully expect a dramatic increase in PTSD cases amongst Losers 8-) .........

 

 

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pelmetman - 2019-12-15 9:10 AM

 

John52 - 2019-12-15 8:57 AM

 

pelmetman - 2019-12-15 8:35 AM

 

Its a possibility that many of us on here will not live long enough to see another Labour government 8-) :D .........

 

 

With BoJo & Trump running the NHS you may be right :-S

 

I fully expect a dramatic increase in PTSD cases amongst Losers 8-) .........

 

 

But when will you realise you are the losers :-S

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