US Traffic Cops

[CliveH]

This came in from one of my friends accross the pond:-

 

 

A Traffic cop on his motorbike stops a man for running a red light. The guy is a real jerk and comes running to the traffic officer. The driver demands to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red light offence.

 

The driver instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms. The officer, being a professional, takes it all in stride, figuring "all mouth and no trousers".

 

The tirade goes on without the cop saying a thing. When he gets done with writing out the producer, he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the form. He then hands it to the motorist for his signature.

 

The guy signs it angrily, tearing the paper, and when presented his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for.

 

The officer then removes his mirrored sunglasses, gets in the middle of the guy's face and said, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember you're an asshole!"

 

Three months later they are in court. The motorist has such a bad record he is about to lose his license and has hired an barrister to represent him.

 

On the stand, the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light. Under cross-examination, the attorney asks, "Officer, is this a reasonable facsimile of the Offence Notice you issued my client?"

 

Officer responds, "Yes sir, this is the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top."

 

Attorney: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on here you don't normally make?"

 

Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an 'AH', underlined."

 

Attorney: "What does the AH stand for, officer?"

 

Officer? "Aggressive and Hostile, Sir."

 

Attorney: "Aggressive and hostile?"

 

Officer: "Yes, Sir?"

 

Attorney: "Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for Asshole?"

 

Officer: "Well, Sir, you know your client better than I do!"......

 

 

 

 

(lol)

[Forester]

Like it CliveH 8-) 8-) 8-)

[Guest peter]

Nice one Clive. (lol) :D