Guest pelmetman Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 This is a free repeat thread from Sunny Spain B-) ....... No .......... Don't thank me :D ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Whilst I'm here ;-) ....... Seeing as this is a thread to no where :D ........ Where's Bullet and Antony gone :-S ........ Have they eloped? 8-) ....... Once upon a time there was a big Ugly bloke and a older balder .....apparently wiser bloke who knew these two lost souls ;-) ...... Barry & Brian thought they were natural match makers :D .......... So they match make'd them on a Moho website :-> .......... They're currently in a Gulag in Skegness 8-)........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 So after a Fag Bullet says to Antony......."What do we have in common?"............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Meanwhile ...... Farty Pants trundles in his expensive Socialist Hymer from his Communist Heartland...... aka...... " No wheresville " :D ....... To Bullets rescue :-D ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Unfortunately Veronica...... the forums "damsel" in distress is caught between replying and common sense (lol) ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Brian quietly ignores repeated phone calls on his phone labeled .......Bimbo V 8-) ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barryd999 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Can some one call the Gaurdia Civil please and probably an ambulance. Brexit has finally broken Dave and he has flipped. Either that or hes already on his third bottle of Cava. (lol) Actually downing Cava in the sunshine. Sounds good to me. Where do I sign up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Antony has finally seen enough of a Labour washing machine salesman at work 8-) .......and retires with a beer to watch the sunrise as the Sun rises to illuminate the EU funded wind farm that now dominates the Skegness horizon........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Barryd999 - 2019-04-10 5:56 PM Can some one call the Gaurdia Civil please and probably an ambulance. Brexit has finally broken Dave and he has flipped. Either that or hes already on his third bottle of Cava. (lol) Actually downing Cava in the sunshine. Sounds good to me. Where do I sign up? You're a newbie ;-) ........We used to write great stories on here B-) ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 The story continues........ Bimbo V is currently trying to explain .......Unexplained phone calls from a bloke called Brian to her husband ...... It's about Brexit she say's.......It's got nothing to do with the size of his moho...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 pelmetman - 2019-04-10 6:00 PM Barryd999 - 2019-04-10 5:56 PM Can some one call the Gaurdia Civil please and probably an ambulance. Brexit has finally broken Dave and he has flipped. Either that or hes already on his third bottle of Cava. (lol) Actually downing Cava in the sunshine. Sounds good to me. Where do I sign up? You're a newbie ;-) ........We used to write great stories on here B-) ....... Just gone in search of them......It appears they've been deleted from the worldwide web 8-) ...... That's really scary 8-) ....... Glad I'm an old fart.....Coz I'd rather mix with Satan than a Sanitized human race >:-) ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Sorry went of topic...... Antony is sat on Skeggy Beach contemplating the rising sun and a his empty beer tins....... Bullet is still smoking after yet another fag ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
747 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Does bullet 'associate' with a lot of fags? 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 747 - 2019-04-10 7:48 PM Does bullet 'associate' with a lot of fags? 8-) Associate?.....He goes to Eastern Europe ;-) ....... They're cheaper to buy :D ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Antony reclines back on Skeggy beach ......."OUCH!"....... "Fecking frozen Donkey turds".... he mutters.....then his phone rings.......Bimbo V is the caller ID 8-) ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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