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userBazza454
Posted: 6 August 2008 12:16 PM
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In deference to the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as "English Weather".

In order to avoid offending a sizeable portion of the population, it will now be referred to as "Muslim Weather".

In other words - "Partly Sunni but mostly Shi'ite".

userdonna miller
Posted: 6 August 2008 1:10 PM
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usertwooks
Posted: 6 August 2008 8:52 PM
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one way to get rude words past the auto censor tho - using an apostrophe

given that if you live in S****horpe you can't tell anyone
or is that all part of PC gone mad as well


userpeter
Posted: 6 August 2008 10:16 PM
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Brilliant Bazaa. L.M.A.O.
usermichele
Posted: 6 August 2008 10:53 PM
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Whats wrong with S****horpe?

Who done that oh its getting silly isnt it ...

Edited by michele 2008-08-06 10:54 PM
userhowie
Posted: 7 August 2008 12:18 AM
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There's two T watts in Scotland Michele ( three if you count the time when Chopper tours up there ) but like Sc***thorpe, innocent placenames are subject to the same automatic censorship simply to eliminate foul language which overall must be a good thing. As my old pal Isaac Hunt used to say, you'll never beat the system, so rather than cause offence its better to leave things as they are.

Edited by howie 2008-08-07 12:23 AM
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Posted: 7 August 2008 7:40 AM
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Watt tt tt y
userMel B
Posted: 7 August 2008 8:25 PM
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howie - 2008-08-07 12:18 AM

There's two T watts in Scotland Michele ( three if you count the time when Chopper tours up there ) but like Sc***thorpe, innocent placenames are subject to the same automatic censorship simply to eliminate foul language which overall must be a good thing. As my old pal Isaac Hunt used to say, you'll never beat the system, so rather than cause offence its better to leave things as they are.


The only problem though Howie is when it **** letters from perfectly reasonable words, it them makes you wonder what the 'bad' word was that was **** out!

That's my excuse anyway ....
userMel B
Posted: 7 August 2008 8:26 PM
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Hey! I've just thought of a new 'game' to play!!!

Lets see who can come up with the longest word with the most number of letters automatically **** out!
usertwooks
Posted: 7 August 2008 8:27 PM
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I blame the Yanks - they've even changed titbits to tidbits
heaven only knows what they call the birds - 'specially the great tit

n blue tit

userhowie
Posted: 7 August 2008 11:42 PM
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Reminds me of the chorus line to a song we used to sing in junior school.
Tit warble, Tit warble, Tit warble. No prizes for who spent most of their time sat in the corner facing the wall.
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