donna miller Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 -----Nine words women use... 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are Right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing Usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 donna miller - 2007-11-24 4:09 PM -----Nine words women use... 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are Right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing Usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. There will now be a short pause while all the men try to pluck up the courage to join in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 This list is not unfortunately exhaustive and all women have their own favourites - which experience tells us mere mortals to take cover when heard. Nothing much else to say is there? Or is there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davenewellhome Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Oh how true that lot is :$ :$ :-S D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 .....and sometimes they don't say anything. They just look.................. ( and we are supposed to ' get the message ' ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly58 Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 malc d - 2007-11-24 5:54 PM .....and sometimes they don't say anything. They just look.................. ( and we are supposed to ' get the message ' ) That sucked Lemons Look speaks volumes !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Le Thou Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Donna, Had a giggle at that one but don't take this personally but (Uh Oh !!) I find it funny that there are only nine things that women speak but maybe that is because of limited vocabulary, mind occupation, who know's. It would have been nice if you made it into double figures but never mind. Men, of course have a much wider range of "speak" depending on the situation or occasion whether it being in the pub, holiday with the bird, driving, the list is endless and in all cases we exceed the magical girlie 9 by a country mile the amount of "speaks" we have for each sepearte occasion.:) Just thought I would mention that. xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davenewellhome Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 malc d - 2007-11-24 5:54 PM .....and sometimes they don't say anything. They just look.................. ( and we are supposed to ' get the message ' ) Well yes, picture and no sound is always an ominous situation 8-) 8-) . D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Le Thou - 2007-11-24 7:38 PM Men, of course have a much wider range of "speak" depending on the situation or occasion whether it being in the pub, holiday with the bird, driving, the list is endless and in all cases we exceed the magical girlie 9 by a country mile the amount of "speaks" we have for each sepearte occasion.:) OK, let's call your bluff: List, please :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Le Thou Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Gawd J.......I can't sit ere all night typing it would take hours anyway I,m watching X Factor.........but I'll see what I can do just for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Le Thou Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 U lost weight J ?? (compliment) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Prevaricating? (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Le Thou - 2007-11-24 7:49 PM Gawd J.......I can't sit ere all night typing it would take hours anyway I,m watching X Factor.........but I'll see what I can do just for you. While our friend Le Thou is compiling his list I would point out that men really only need to use three words: 1) I 2) Love 3) You ....we can then do what we like as women always swallow it. (I don't use these three myself because I love bacon sandwiches, and treating your wife like a bacon sandwich is not nice). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 "That's O/K" (#6) Donna......you will pay dearly for your disrespect of the superior sex. Our retaliation will be slow and very painful. (lol) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 The fundamental flaw was when men first allowed women to speak. They've never shut up since............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Le Thou Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 I was also told that when God created the woman he said "I can do better than that !" so then he created man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Nah - when God created man She was only joking :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Le Thou Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 It says under your pic J9 that you are an "Expert", with a statement like that I seriously have my doubts, eg. a) Why do women have smaller feet than men ?? So they can stand nearer to the sink b) Why do women generaly not wear watches? Because there is a clock on the oven I rest my case..(for now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Syd Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 A brave but foolish man !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-11-25 9:58 AM Nah - when God created man She was only joking :D Can't let you get away with that J9. If God was a woman the sky would be PINK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly58 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-11-25 9:58 AM Nah - when God created man She was only joking :D Woman was made from the rib of man ,not from near his head to be over him ,nor from near his feet to be stepped upon , but from near his side to be protected by him and from near his heart to be loved by him .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Aww, Kelvyn, that is sooo romantic (lol) As for your comment Malc - all I can say is that the sky is lovliest when it IS pink, just look at Kelvyn's avatar ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-11-25 12:19 PM Aww, Kelvyn, that is sooo romantic (lol) As for your comment Malc - all I can say is that the sky is lovliest when it IS pink, just look at Kelvyn's avatar ;-) Are you sure that colours' not caused by air pollution ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 malc d - 2007-11-25 1:03 PM Are you sure that colours' not caused by air pollution ? So why was there red sky at night in biblical times? *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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