bob b Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 ....when you bend down to tie a shoe lace and ponder if there's anything else you should do while you're down there !! :-S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 when you say ... sod the shoe lace and buy shoes with velcro fasteners instead! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Everything creeks and you're bloody misrable like me :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankkia Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 When you can remember the number plate of the 1st car you ever owned but haven't got a clue about the one on the expensive motorhome sitting on the drive right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Whwn you daughter say's MUM can I pull that grey hair out of your head :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 - You and your teeth don't sleep together.- Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.- At the breakfast table you hear "snap, crackle, pop" and you're not eating cereal.- Your back goes out but you stay home. - When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.- It takes two tries to get up from the couch.- When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.- When happy hour is a nap.- When you're on holiday and your energy runs out before your money does..- When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you and you always hated it.- When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.- When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.- Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.- It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired- Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.- Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.- You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.- The pharmacist has become your new best friend.- Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the car park.- The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.- It takes twice as long - to look half as good.- Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.- You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.- You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.- You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.- You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.- You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.- You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Madge Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 When you spend all night trying to do what you did all night, 8-) 8-) 8-) Don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 You're getting old when your wife gives up sex for Lent, and you didn't realise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 You go to the Chemist for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chigman Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 ah..I dont get or do any of the above so I must be.......YOUNG. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob b Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 chigman - 2007-07-19 11:47 PM ah..I dont get or do any of the above so I must be.......YOUNG. :D Ahh....The immortality of youth ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chigman Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 bob b - 2007-07-19 11:53 PM chigman - 2007-07-19 11:47 PM ah..I dont get or do any of the above so I must be.......YOUNG. :D Ahh....The immortality of youth ! I wished.. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankkia Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Well I guess we will all be round to Lidl next Thursday for the rollator, blood pressure monitor and easy reacher. http://www.lidl.co.uk/uk/home.nsf/pages/c.o.20070726.index.ar8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davenewellhome Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 I can identify with far too many of the comments in this thread and at a mere 46 (nearly) I find that quite depressing :-( :-( D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dethleff Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 When you forget your brothers birthday, and he's your twin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 michele - 2007-07-19 11:10 PM Whwn you daughter say's MUM can I pull that grey hair out of your nose :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Go with God Crispy Go with God..... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hymer C 9. Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Try this, stand on one foot close your eyes, see how long it is before you overbalance (DO IT NEXT TO THE SOFA) you will be amazed. Carol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob b Posted July 23, 2007 Author Share Posted July 23, 2007 What !.........at my age !!! 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Bry Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 When you've put something in a safe place, and then can't remember where the safe palce is.Thai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crinklystarfish Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 When you have micturition issues whilst sitting in front of your PC. (It means wee, Dave). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Newell Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 There you go with those big words again Steve :-) D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Micturation try an A steve :D :D In your case is it not Noctural enduresis :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crinklystarfish Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 michele,It really is ition, not ation, even though it is micturate. Odd, I know, but there ya go.An otherwise excellent comeback! Though again, just to metaphorically clear up after myself, any such night time activity is, for now, voluntary.Dave, I think I need help... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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