a post in passing

[twooks]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard t hat flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

 

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

 

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

 

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

 

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s**t?

 

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[ROON]

:D Insomniacal laugh...

[Hymer C 9.]

:D Carol.

[Mick H.]

Well worth trying to remember that one. Excellent.

 

:->

[Syd]

I was passing Boots the Chemists yesterday and noticed a big sign in thier window advertising "Condoms fitted free".

I walked in and asked the smartest looking young girl behind the counter if she was the person who fitted the condoms for free, she said "Yes sir I am, can I help you"

I said "Yes you can miss, would you please wash your hands as I want a half pound of toffee"

[ROON]

:-D :-D

[Syd]

Hi ROON

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