michele Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 You go first :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 OK - confession time - what's the naughtiest thing you ever did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted November 13, 2007 Author Share Posted November 13, 2007 smeared a dog turd over an old ladies door step in the 60's then chapped the door and run like hell :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Oooh Michele! I led a raid on a mate's house and got their bed taken back to their wedding reception, you can guess the rest :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted November 13, 2007 Author Share Posted November 13, 2007 No :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 If I tell you that they were both coppers, as were most of the people at the reception- now you can guess :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted November 13, 2007 Author Share Posted November 13, 2007 Oh I get it they all handcuffed themselves to the bed :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Put a french letter (unused) in a workmates bacon butty and told him to tell his mum to cut the rind of next time when it stretched a yard and flipped back in his eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly58 Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 A guy at work used to raid other peoples lunch boxes as he never bought in any food for himself,so my wife made some small cakes and coated them with laxative chocolate which he took we never saw him all afternoon he was oterwise engaged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icelander Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 I smoked a ciggy before the legal age :$ Am I a bit late? Usually I`m told off because I`m too quick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chatterdog Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 I once scared my 'o so brave kids' on halloween after they had put the frighteners on their younger cousins at a party. Do you remember the dolls head and shoulders that you could practice hairstyles and makeup on - if so youll follow this. When we got back from the party they were sent to bed, I noticed my daugters dolls head in the living room arhah!!!! (lightbulb above head) did the makeup thing in a scary way stuck the head on a broom pole put a blanket as a shawl around it, got the step ladders out and quietly went out back. Picked some soil from the garden and chucked it at the window a couple of times then stuck the dolls head up in front of the window, sure enough one of the brave souls just had to have a look and the screams followed. Not as brave as they thought ha. Mind you was probably really scary looking from a darkened room to see a face looking in to the upstairs bedroom window Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forester Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 icelander - 2007-11-14 12:42 PM I smoked a ciggy before the legal age :$ Am I a bit late? Usually I`m told off because I`m too quick You live life on the edge (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forester Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 I put some dog s**te on my door bell pushed a pin in it then waited till someone rang it >:-) pin in finger, suck it as you do :-> :-> :-> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 Oh you likkle liar Choppa. :D maggie wouln't let ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forester Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 michele - 2007-11-14 1:52 PM Oh you likkle liar Choppa. :D maggie wouln't let ya I did this when we were in the pub we had mither with a nutter ringing the bell at 3 in the morning when he left another pub because I'de barred him from ours. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 I once threw a guy through a plate glass window because he annoyed me, but I've calmed down a lot since then! We once had a problem with a neighbour's dog crapping on our garden. Shooting it in the bum with an airgun did not discourage it and the neighbour refused to stop turfing the dog out in the street at night for that very purpose. So I collected a nice fresh pile of warm soft dog s**t on a shovel and followed the dog back home. While the dog waited on the doorstep I rang the doorbell and when the door was answered I deposited the contents of the shovel on my neighbours nice beige hall carpet. We didn't get any more problems! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Jones Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Tracker - 2007-11-14 4:33 PM I once threw a guy through a plate glass window because he annoyed me, but I've calmed down a lot since then! Not the window of his own camera shop by any chance? (NB count them: :D :-D :D :-D :-D :D :-D ) Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 :D :D :D haha I'm laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 IT'S ME - 2007-11-14 4:13 PM michele - 2007-11-14 1:52 PM Oh you likkle liar Choppa. :D maggie wouln't let ya I did this when we were in the pub we had mither with a nutter ringing the bell at 3 in the morning when he left another pub because I'de barred him from ours. ;-)Is that you It,s me. If it is you what happened to Forester. Ramming spuds up exhaust pipes always got some colourfull responses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 WHADYA MEAN - CHICKEN LEGS, HOWIE >:-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 Howie , J9 is after you now fancy calling her chicken legs then running away again :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Innocent of all charges and merely a misunderstanding and that which is taken out of context. Hate to repeat myself, but its "PIDGEON" and never chicken legs. 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 WHADYA MEAN, PIGEON LEGS HOWIE? >:-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Tracker - 2007-11-14 4:33 PM I once threw a guy through a plate glass window because he annoyed me, but I've calmed down a lot since then! We once had a problem with a neighbour's dog crapping on our garden. Shooting it in the bum with an airgun did not discourage it and the neighbour refused to stop turfing the dog out in the street at night for that very purpose. So I collected a nice fresh pile of warm soft dog s**t on a shovel and followed the dog back home. While the dog waited on the doorstep I rang the doorbell and when the door was answered I deposited the contents of the shovel on my neighbours nice beige hall carpet. We didn't get any more problems!How long were you in Hospital after he spanked the sh*t out of you?. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forester Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 howie - 2007-11-14 7:10 PM IT'S ME - 2007-11-14 4:13 PM michele - 2007-11-14 1:52 PM Oh you likkle liar Choppa. :D maggie wouln't let ya I did this when we were in the pub we had mither with a nutter ringing the bell at 3 in the morning when he left another pub because I'de barred him from ours. ;-)Is that you It,s me. If it is you what happened to Forester. Ramming spuds up exhaust pipes always got some colourfull responses. By gum howie ther's no kidding you is there ever thought of being a detective :D :D my computer got attacked by a *&^%$£+ (dont ask) lost what was on it so having to start again P.S All the ladies on here whom I'm seeing on the quiet please pm me with the details again. ;-) m got yours :-> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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