You are logged in as a guest. 
  Home Forums Home  Search our Forums Search our Forums    Log in to the Forums Log in to the Forums  register Register on the Forums  

 Forums ->  General Chat -> Chatterbox
Jump to page : First 1 Last
Format:  Go
travelling brothel
AuthorMessage
userROON
Posted: 4 August 2008 12:13 PM
Subject: travelling brothel
 


Forum master

Posts: 2253
20001001002525
Location: North West - Peugeot Eldiss


Did anyone see that programme last night on the two old dears trying to legalise prostitution .... and one solution was a travelling brothel ... in a motor home.......

Bet all those of us with problem neighbours loved that!!! Can imagine their guffaws

Any opinions on whether this would work in order to help us pay for the increased diesel prices, please
userBazza454
Posted: 4 August 2008 12:28 PM
Subject: RE: travelling brothel
 


Epic contributor

Posts: 1235
100010010025
Location: Hobby Van EXC - Milton Keynes Bucks.


Thought I had one parked next me on a site recently - they were making so much noise I had to turn the TV down.....
userJ9withdogs
Posted: 4 August 2008 2:26 PM
Subject: RE: travelling brothel
 


Lord of the posts

Posts: 5748
500050010010025
Location: Shropshire; 1995 VW T4 diesel Holdsworth Valentine


A client of the computer firm I work with is a dominatrix - she 'works' in a caravan in the middle of the field.

The computer technicians always go in pairs when they have to go fix her computer problems which, I must say, does seem to be quite often!

I did watch the programme last night - you just wouldn't believe what the W.I. get up to nowadays, would you?
usermalc d
Posted: 4 August 2008 3:06 PM
Subject: RE: travelling brothel
 
Legendary contributor

Posts: 8107
500020001000100


ROON - 2008-08-04 12:13 PM

Did anyone see that programme last night on the two old dears trying to legalise prostitution .... and one solution was a travelling brothel ... in a motor home.......

Bet all those of us with problem neighbours loved that!!! Can imagine their guffaws

Any opinions on whether this would work in order to help us pay for the increased diesel prices, please



I saw most of the program
As I understood it from the 'legal expert' (or whatever he was) a mobile brothel would not be illegal because it did not occupy 'premises'.
Those which occupy premises are illegal, so it was a way to get around the current laws.

At least if it was legal they could all contribute to the chancellors tax collecting.



Edited by malc d 2008-08-04 3:07 PM
usercatinou
Posted: 4 August 2008 5:31 PM
Subject: RE: travelling brothel
 


Treasured contributor

Posts: 803
500100100100
Location: 2010 Burstner Aviano i728G


I was pretty stunned that a MH was used in last night's programme - even more so when they asked the working girls in Southampton (the city where I live) if they would use it
userCliveH
Posted: 4 August 2008 5:33 PM
Subject: RE: travelling brothel
 
Lord of the posts

Posts: 6068
500010002525


I can just see Gordon and Alistair now:-

"What about a Vehicle Exercise Duty?" says Alistair?

"On what tho?" muses Gordon who goes onto say "Depending on the individuals size we could apply a by the inch 'Pole' tax on the males"

"Just because you would then pay less than the rest of us" mumbled Alistair to nobody in particular.
userbootbags
Posted: 4 August 2008 6:51 PM
Subject: RE: travelling brothel
 
Lives on the forums

Posts: 518
500
Location: Surrey - Hymer B504


It's interesting to see there have been 62 views on this thread.

I wonder what was expected - or hoped for?

userHymer C 9.
Posted: 4 August 2008 6:54 PM
Subject: RE: travelling brothel
 


Forum master

Posts: 2904
2000500100100100100
Location: Anywhere Sometimes. Hymer 584 (2000)


Well we will have to do something to pay for the diesel soon Carol.
userhowie
Posted: 4 August 2008 6:58 PM
Subject: RE: travelling brothel
 


2000200010010025
Location: Dunnshargin


Nothing wrong with optimism Carol, but always try to keep things within the realms of possibility.
userohgrandma
Posted: 4 August 2008 6:59 PM
Subject: RE: travelling brothel
 


Epic contributor

Posts: 1790
1000500100100252525


Well, I doubt if they will be expecting this, Out in the country, if there is a caravan in the middle a field, It's an old fashioned milking parlour. Ria.
userHymer C 9.
Posted: 4 August 2008 7:25 PM
Subject: RE: travelling brothel
 


Forum master

Posts: 2904
2000500100100100100
Location: Anywhere Sometimes. Hymer 584 (2000)


ohgrandma - 2008-08-04 6:59 PM

Well, I doubt if they will be expecting this, Out in the country, if there is a caravan in the middle a field, It's an old fashioned milking parlour. Ria.


userMick H.
Posted: 5 August 2008 1:09 PM
Subject: RE: travelling brothel
 


Epic contributor

Posts: 1622
1000500100
Location: Salisbury. but on the road, Marnhull, Dorset.again


J9withdogs - 2008-08-04 2:26 PM

A client of the computer firm I work with is a dominatrix - she 'works' in a caravan in the middle of the field.

The computer technicians always go in pairs when they have to go fix her computer problems which, I must say, does seem to be quite often!

I did watch the programme last night - you just wouldn't believe what the W.I. get up to nowadays, would you?




Once they started taking their clothes off, there's no stopping them.



(thealtwi.jpg)



Attachments
----------------
Attachments thealtwi.jpg (6KB - 261 downloads)
userUsinmyknaus
Posted: 6 August 2008 9:54 AM
Subject: RE: travelling brothel
 
Epic contributor

Posts: 1237
100010010025
Location: Surrey. Knaus/Renault


Sounds like a good excuse for local authorities to install more height barriers!

Bob
userbootbags
Posted: 6 August 2008 1:44 PM
Subject: RE: travelling brothel
 
Lives on the forums

Posts: 518
500
Location: Surrey - Hymer B504


Usinmyknaus - 2008-08-06 9:54 AM Sounds like a good excuse for local authorities to install more height barriers! Bob
  For the larger MH's with bunks in?
Jump to page : First 1 Last
Printer friendly version
E-mail a link to this thread
Jump to forum :


(Delete all cookies set by this site)(Return to Homepage)

Any problems? Contact the administrator