donna miller Posted August 8, 2008 Posted August 8, 2008 Following on from the thread about janine's new friends (chippendales) and the subsequent comments about ahem! sexual stamina. How about posting the songs you know with the most contradictary or innappropriate title. Some will need explaining others may not. Here's one to start......... Phil Collins.......You can't hurry love He's obviously never heard of a knee trembling quickie 8-)
malc d Posted August 8, 2008 Posted August 8, 2008 ' My old man's a dustman' To keep the pc brigade happy this should now be: 'My old man's a dustperson'
J9withdogs Posted August 8, 2008 Posted August 8, 2008 Cliff Richard's 'Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha'. Does this mean that Cliff swings both ways, or did Sam get a sex-change? ;-)
malc d Posted August 8, 2008 Posted August 8, 2008 " It's a long way to Tipperary" ( Not if you live there ) ;-)
ROON Posted August 8, 2008 Posted August 8, 2008 George Michael and Elton John - Don't let the son go down on me.. oops sorry, that shuld read sun. B-)
J9withdogs Posted August 8, 2008 Posted August 8, 2008 If you think about it - almost anything by Elton John :$
michele Posted August 8, 2008 Posted August 8, 2008 Sweet painted lady things will never be the same getting paid for being Laid guess thats the name of the game ... Elton John So she lays down beside me again the sweet painted lady the one with no name many have used her many still do ...Good song though!
Mick H. Posted August 11, 2008 Posted August 11, 2008 malc d - 2008-08-08 12:43 PM " It's a long way to Tipperary" ( Not if you live there ) ;-)[/quote There are a lot of Rary tips throughout the country. Just contact your local council for the nearest one. Mick H.
GJH Posted August 11, 2008 Posted August 11, 2008 malc d - 2008-08-08 11:45 AM ' My old man's a dustman' To keep the pc brigade happy this should now be: 'My old man's a dustperson' "My old man's a dustperchild" surely? Son implies male 8-) *-) Graham
GJH Posted August 11, 2008 Posted August 11, 2008 malc d - 2008-08-08 11:45 AM ' My old man's a dustman' To keep the pc brigade happy this should now be: 'My old man's a dustperson' "My old man's a dustperchild" surely? Son implies male 8-) *-) Graham
donna miller Posted August 12, 2008 Author Posted August 12, 2008 Ageism is illegal Joy So................. my mothers husband is a refuse logistic engineer.
GJH Posted August 12, 2008 Posted August 12, 2008 Oh, lets look to the future and go the whole hog "One of my antecedents did a job which has now been replaced by us all taking our refuse to the dump ourselves and paying extra for the privilege" :D :D Graham
GJH Posted August 12, 2008 Posted August 12, 2008 Mick H. - 2008-08-11 12:05 PM There are a lot of Rary tips throughout the country. Just contact your local council for the nearest one. Mick H. You sure you can tip rarys or do they come into some recycling class? Graham
malc d Posted August 12, 2008 Posted August 12, 2008 GJH - 2008-08-12 4:35 PM Mick H. - 2008-08-11 12:05 PM There are a lot of Rary tips throughout the country. Just contact your local council for the nearest one. Mick H. You sure you can tip rarys or do they come into some recycling class? Graham Wether or not you decide to tip rarys depends on what kind of service they provided. ;-)
twooks Posted August 12, 2008 Posted August 12, 2008 hey there Howie n Graham you're both on fine form today B-) nope - neither of the above are song titles
malc d Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 " I did it my way" always sounds a bit selfish to me. ;-)
ROON Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 :D :D :D :D :D :D can I have some of what you lot on please
GJH Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 ROON - 2008-08-13 12:41 PM :D :D :D :D :D :D can I have some of what you lot on please Who sang that then? Graham
howie Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Things can only get better. Tony ####### Blair. Grrr
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