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My Anxiety Levels are far too low......


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If I ever wake up without any real feelings of anxiety, I know there's one sure fire way to give those anxiety levels the necessary boost. I immediately log on to this forum and feel the waves of diverse anxiety washing comfortably over me. In one quick session, I can load with real juicy things to worry about:

 

Traffic regulations abroad, the number of reflective strips required on my hi-vis jacket, is my first-aid kit compliant, is my triangle the correct type, what kind of weapon should I take to battle the robbers with, will my van shake itself to pieces when I reverse it, does the toilet smell too much when I empty it in front of other people, will my satellite system work in Bulgaria, is that my awning even now flying away on the wings of a puckish breeze.

 

Already, I feel much better. Anxiety levels are high, stress is pinging satisfactorily through my system. Lots to worry about.

 

Thanks MMM forum - you've done it again...

 

Doug

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Good morning Doug, and I am so sorry that you find the forum so stress inducing.

 

I hesitate to say this - but a quick and simple cure may well be to hand?

 

Why not post your own alarmist tales and transfer your fears and worries to every body else?

 

After all a problem shared is a problem doubled!

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............. I didn't realise how much stress I had to put up with 'til I came on here.

 

I have to change gear MYSELF ! ( Not automatic )

 

I have to 'operate' the accelerator MYSELF ! ( No cruise control )

 

...and

 

We have to be able to understand maps ! ( No sat- nav )

 

 

 

I might have to pack it all in. :-( :-(

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Usinmyknaus - 2008-08-20 4:53 PM

 

Doug,

 

Think that's bad? Just wait 'till you see the bills for your van's first habitation check and base vehicle service............!!!

 

Bob :- :-)

 

Bob

 

Do you mind?! It's going in for that very thing (habitation check) next Friday...

 

Now you've anticipated tomorrow's first Anxiety Check by 12 hours.

 

Doug

 

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Usinmyknaus - 2008-08-20 4:53 PM

 

Doug,

 

Think that's bad? Just wait 'till you see the bills for your van's first habitation check and base vehicle service............!!!

 

Bob :- :-)

 

Thanks...... our van is in for both at present before our trip to Italy - reckon on about £450/£500 but will let you know when we pick it up on Saturday! :-S

 

Now I'm worried - having just insured both our cars this month, plus renewed home insurance, MH tax and insurance which run out whilst we are away. - I hate August >:-(

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Usinmyknaus - 2008-08-20 4:53 PM

 

Doug,

 

Think that's bad? Just wait 'till you see the bills for your van's first habitation check and base vehicle service............!!!

 

Bob :- :-)

 

 

 

I See you have been to Daves then ha ha

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