BGD Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 This New Year, make a resolution. You know the sort of thing "I'm gonna lose weight/stop smoking etc etc etc blah blah blah" nonsense that generally lasts until about 11am on New Years Day (when you wake up). So this year, just for a change, maybe make one that's a little out of the ordinary, and actually achieveable. Here are some examples from which you could choose: 1. I will let go of my feelings of guilt, and embrace my inner sociopath. 2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. 3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault. 4. It's OK. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal. 5. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of wisdom and judgement. 6. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whine and complain. 7. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as rewarding. 8. I am at one with my duality. 9. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves in knots. 10. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday. 11. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of national and local laws. 12. I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so" 13. A scapegoat is just as good as a solution, and much easier to find. 14. I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom. 15. I will no longer waste my time reliving the past; I will spend it worrying about the future. 16. A complete lack of evidence is the surest proof that a secret conspiracy is working. :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Resolutions go in one year and out the other Bruce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Oh I like it I will do No 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 In 2009 I will continue to take all the statistics that I read on this forum with a pinch of salt. ;-) ;-) ;-) Happy new year ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omidknight Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 I am going to stop talking about toilets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 And fetishes :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 I will continue fishing, as casting a well weighted lure is great fun - especially when you see what you can catch with it! Other than that being so close to perfect means that nothing about me needs to change! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hymer C 9. Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Me its 1 st Jan. Motorhome bu#gered at the moment. Loads of trouble in Greece (where we are supposed to be going) Euro taking over £ Given up my resolution not to drink. Moan who me No my resulution do everything I am not supposed to do and enjoy it. Carol. >:-) >:-) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROON Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Mine is not to make a new year's resolution cos I'll only break it. x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted January 1, 2009 Author Share Posted January 1, 2009 ROON - 2009-01-01 7:56 PM Mine is not to make a new year's resolution cos I'll only break it. x So technically you've already broken it. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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