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Alternative New Year Resolutions


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This New Year, make a resolution.


You know the sort of thing "I'm gonna lose weight/stop smoking etc etc etc blah blah blah" nonsense that generally lasts until about 11am on New Years Day (when you wake up).


So this year, just for a change, maybe make one that's a little out of the ordinary, and actually achieveable.




Here are some examples from which you could choose:





1. I will let go of my feelings of guilt, and embrace my inner sociopath.


2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.


3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.


4. It's OK. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.


5. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of wisdom and judgement.


6. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whine and complain.


7. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as rewarding.


8. I am at one with my duality.


9. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves in knots.


10. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday.


11. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of national and local laws.


12. I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so"


13. A scapegoat is just as good as a solution, and much easier to find.


14. I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.


15. I will no longer waste my time reliving the past; I will spend it worrying about the future.


16. A complete lack of evidence is the surest proof that a secret conspiracy is working.




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I will continue fishing, as casting a well weighted lure is great fun - especially when you see what you can catch with it!


Other than that being so close to perfect means that nothing about me needs to change!



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Me its 1 st Jan.


Motorhome bu#gered at the moment.

Loads of trouble in Greece (where we are supposed to be going)

Euro taking over £

Given up my resolution not to drink.

Moan who me


No my resulution do everything I am not supposed to do and enjoy it. Carol. >:-) >:-) :D

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