BGD Posted December 31, 2008 Posted December 31, 2008 This New Year, make a resolution. You know the sort of thing "I'm gonna lose weight/stop smoking etc etc etc blah blah blah" nonsense that generally lasts until about 11am on New Years Day (when you wake up). So this year, just for a change, maybe make one that's a little out of the ordinary, and actually achieveable. Here are some examples from which you could choose: 1. I will let go of my feelings of guilt, and embrace my inner sociopath. 2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. 3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault. 4. It's OK. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal. 5. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of wisdom and judgement. 6. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whine and complain. 7. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as rewarding. 8. I am at one with my duality. 9. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves in knots. 10. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday. 11. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of national and local laws. 12. I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so" 13. A scapegoat is just as good as a solution, and much easier to find. 14. I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom. 15. I will no longer waste my time reliving the past; I will spend it worrying about the future. 16. A complete lack of evidence is the surest proof that a secret conspiracy is working. :D :D
howie Posted December 31, 2008 Posted December 31, 2008 Resolutions go in one year and out the other Bruce.
malc d Posted December 31, 2008 Posted December 31, 2008 In 2009 I will continue to take all the statistics that I read on this forum with a pinch of salt. ;-) ;-) ;-) Happy new year !
omidknight Posted December 31, 2008 Posted December 31, 2008 I am going to stop talking about toilets
Guest Tracker Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 I will continue fishing, as casting a well weighted lure is great fun - especially when you see what you can catch with it! Other than that being so close to perfect means that nothing about me needs to change!
Hymer C 9. Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Me its 1 st Jan. Motorhome bu#gered at the moment. Loads of trouble in Greece (where we are supposed to be going) Euro taking over £ Given up my resolution not to drink. Moan who me No my resulution do everything I am not supposed to do and enjoy it. Carol. >:-) >:-) :D
ROON Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Mine is not to make a new year's resolution cos I'll only break it. x
BGD Posted January 1, 2009 Author Posted January 1, 2009 ROON - 2009-01-01 7:56 PM Mine is not to make a new year's resolution cos I'll only break it. x So technically you've already broken it. :D
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